King Gav's pandemonium Circus

About Me

I'm a fast talkin', hell raisin son-of-a-bitch and I'm a sinner and I know how to fight and I can leave you if I wanna, little baby and I'm gonna tonight!I'm 29 years old. A little bit cheeky, little bit cocky and even a little bit shy at times (blush). If I don't make you laugh I'll give you a tenner. Yer guarenteed a hoot!I sing and write songs for my alt.Country band 'The Scuffers' (www.myspace.com/thescuffers)I cant be arsed with my job, so don't ask me about it.I like girls, beer, red wine, Jack n Coke, music, music, music, Girls, Confidence, shyness, good manners, talent...I hate arrogance, liars, time-wasters, users, wankers, biggots, racists, ignorance...Send me a message if you like. Don't if you don't. Either way I'm not arsed but I'll be friendly to friendly people and polite to polite people.Anyway, I'm rambling.Pimp My Profile

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My Interests

Singing, kissing, drinking, strumming..

I'd like to meet:

Ryan Adams (met him last night in Glasgow. Woo hoo!), Hank Williams, The brothers Gallagher, Gillian Welch..too many to mention....THE ONE!Friending/message/comments policy: I never thought I'd be one of those arrogant, pretentious people who leave big posts about not accepting messages and friend requests from whoever but due to recent events, I've been forced into it.Do not send a friends add if: You are a tart with a web cam You have no intention of speaking to me You want to know if I am up for some 'Fun' If you are a nosey wee fuck who has no life If you are vindictive/psychopathic/childishDo not leave inappropriate comments. This doesn't really matter as I'm vetting them now anyway.Do not send messages asking about my personal life, unless you know me. Do not send messages bitching about my other friends who have left comments, unless you know them and know they are bad news. Bear in mind, I don't hang about with losers, so the chances of them being bad news is slim.finally...DO NOT WASTE MY TIME OR I WILL SLAP YOU PURPLE!!! Get Your Own! | View Slideshow .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Keep it Country (keep it real) Pure hunners maaan! I'll update this as I go along. Ryan fuckin Adams, Hank Williams, Gram Parsons, The International submarine band, Lefty Frizell, Hank III, The Scuffers, George Jones, Union Avenue, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Whiskeytown, Flatts and Scrugs, Proud Mary, Buddy Miller, Buddy Holly, The Old Crow Medicine show, Gillian Welch (and David Rawlings), Emmylou Harris, Kitty Wells, Loretta Lynn, Patsy Cline, Oasis, The Faces, The rolling Stones, Caitlin Cary, The Believers, The Maryhillbillys, Townes Van Zandt, Rodney Crowell, The Carter Family, Johnny Cash, David Allan Coe, good old timey mountain music, Lucinda Williams, Emmylou Harris....more to be added when I have time

Movies:

Heartworn Highways, Carlito's way, O' brother where art thou?, The Godfather trilogy, Good Fella's, Donnie Brasco, Casino, Grease, Oliver, Seven brides for seven brothers, Mary Poppins (Yeah I love musicals)........more to be added when I can be arsed.

My Blog

Further then older

Dear Gav fans, folks who come here to perv and cunts who hate my stinking guts. As of tomorrow I will be shanting it up in the South of France for a couple of days.Hope the sun is blistering, so that ...
Posted by King Gav's pandemonium Circus on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:18:00 PST

Bamboozled

I think people try to fry my heid at times. Maybe I'm just easily confused. It's cool though coz red wine makes everything fine. Yaaaaaasss!!!
Posted by King Gav's pandemonium Circus on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:09:00 PST

Get tae France!

I'm going to the South Of France for a meeting next week. Woo hooo!
Posted by King Gav's pandemonium Circus on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:14:00 PST

I shake my head...

I'm not sure whether I'm getting it all wrong or just not getting it! Is that one and the same thing? Maybe that's why! *Shakes head..*...
Posted by King Gav's pandemonium Circus on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST

Aff it

I've been saying for ages now that I'm going to knock the drink on the head, even at least for a wee while. This is a promise I keep making and then breaking, as there always seems to be some social o...
Posted by King Gav's pandemonium Circus on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST

The benefits of being ill

Currently off work with this flu-like virus. Had it at Xmas time and it's back again with a vengence. My throat and chest are fucked and even my family jewels ache. Utter pish! Anyway, being off ill h...
Posted by King Gav's pandemonium Circus on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:39:00 PST

Whatever happened to the Robot man on Argyle street?

Check oot this link. It fucking class. I wish the girls in Glasgow danced like this, instead of trying (and failing miserably) to do all that sexy, jiggy Beyonce shit! If anyone can teach me how ...
Posted by King Gav's pandemonium Circus on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:30:00 PST

Funny as fuck

Check these sites oot if ye like a laugh in the Glesga stylee. Limmy's site is a bit flashier at the moment but he's probably hud cooncil fundin fae that Jack MyCandle. www.limmy.com www.davidbam...
Posted by King Gav's pandemonium Circus on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:26:00 PST

Nicked from someone else's blog. So cruel yet so funny.

This is a clip from galaxy radio's "Danny dumps" section of the show. Basically the guy phone's people up and chucks them on your behalf. The guy in question had bought his girlfriend an engagement ri...
Posted by King Gav's pandemonium Circus on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:30:00 PST

bricks and beef curtains

A friend of mine once said "If women didn't have fannies, ye'd chuck bricks at them!". Now, being a lover of the fairer sex, I think that's a tad harsh but I have to admit that most really ain't playi...
Posted by King Gav's pandemonium Circus on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST