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Keep the heid an I'll buy ye a bunnet

About Me


Where were you
when I was burned and broken


amazing...
My names Lyndsay
Glaswegian.
Trying to move to Wrexham
Moving to Liverpool in September
I'm so fucking impatient!
Everything has to happen NOW!.
I....
wish I could wear my PJs every day.
think I can breakdance anytime I hear Run DMC - It's Like That.
never used to say awesome until I started using this whole myspace thing.
want Robert De Niro to kill me in a movie one day.
am going to win an Oscar.
Support Celtic FC.
drink Jack Daniels and diet coke, please?.With ice! Oh, and a shot of Baileys and Sambuca.
want to buy and do up a 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air.
want to learn to fly.
want to get into make-up special effects. Anyone got a spare £15,000 so I can go to school in Hollywood? That would be awesome!.
do not idolize Gwen Stefani.
want to punch Tim Westwood in the face.
I love...
big cups of TEA
falling asleep in the shower.
anything Forensic Science related
playing Justin Timberlake, Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd to death.
listening to my brother playing guitar (I'm 90% sure he's better than you)
watching Friends for hours and never getting sick of it.
perving on inkednation
Billy Connolly marathons with Kelly.
Mighty Boosh hangover marathons with Fee.
playing Buzz! with Kellie.
Wales and Welsh accents
menthol Cigs when I'm drunk.
the Smoking ban.
spending stupid amounts of money on DVDs.
I hate...
bad grammar.
ill-mannered people.
being another name on a long list.
hair extensions
being so impatient
drawn on eyebrows
ramble ramble!
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My Interests

Stuff. Mainly sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Humans! Fun crazy people! Arghhhh!!
Nice girls and Nice Boys
No one with lots of myspace "whores" on their page
or people with "friends only" profiles
People that won't refer to me as hun/honey/babe (unless they know me obviously).
Jack Daniel Drinkers. Led Zeppelin Lovers. Someone that can beatbox?

ummm and..David Gilmour. Robert De Niro. Billy Connolly. Steve Buscemi. Giovanni Ribisi. Zach Braff. Kris Marshall. Nicolas Cage. Joe Pesci...pretty please with a cherry on top?

Music:

Currently playing to death:
Beastie Boys - Solid Gold Hits
Brother Ali - The Undisputed Truth
Eluvium - Copia
Idlewild - Make Another World
Nelly Furtado - Loose

Led Zeppelin. Pink Floyd. The Police. Dredg. Ryan Adams. Jeff Buckley. Elliott Smith. The Eagles. Deftones. Tool. Glassjaw. Beastie Boys. Motley Crue. Bon Jovi. The Sex Pistols. Adam Ant. Pink. RUN DMC. Fleetwood Mac. Jamiroquai. Nina Simone. Tom Waits. Nick Drake. Poison The Well.... and blah blah a hundred other bands/artists etc..

Movies:

Pretty much anything starring Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci or Nicolas Cage

Casino ♥ Blade. Taxi Driver. Forever Young. The Land Before Time. Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Grease 2. Goodfellas. Scarface. Men of Honour. The Rock. Trainspotting. The Godfather. Ransom. All Dogs Go To Heaven. Billy Elliot. Flashdance. Hook. Cool Runnings. Toy Story. Dumb and Dumber. Braveheart. Amadeus. Full Metal Jacket. Saving Private Ryan. The Green Mile. The Great Escape. Mermaids. The Pianist.

Television:

Friends. The Mighty Boosh. Scrubs. The Young Ones. Eastenders. Americas Next Top Model.Sensing Murder.FBI Files.Gimme Gimme Gimme. Yo Momma. Cheaters. Only Fools and Horses. Nevermind The Buzzcocks. Have I Got News For You. Nick Cannons Wild 'N Out. Maury Povich.

Books:

Currently Reading:
Motley Crue - The Dirt (for like the 3rd time)
Lorenzo Carcaterra - Sleepers

Heroes:

My Mum &hearts

My Blog

WooHoo...

Quick blog to say..I'll be in Wrexham from 4pm on the 1st of Febuary. Umm I only have a one way ticket so I may never return to Glasgow.Come and get drunk at Aines! Can't wait to see you guys  ...
Posted by No one stays at the top forever... on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:43:00 PST

Yes, I know it's Christmas time...

I'll be honest and say every year I dread it, for my own reasons. Christmas has become so overly commercialized. Whatever happened to kids just wanting action figures and barbies? Now they want expens...
Posted by No one stays at the top forever... on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:39:00 PST

Copying The King

Mobile MusicSeriously, what's with the new fucking trend of walking around playing the music on your phone for every cunt to listen to? I don't want to hear your shite chipmunk sounding shite. 99% of ...
Posted by No one stays at the top forever... on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 02:58:00 PST