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Pasty

Who changed my heading?

About Me

I don't really do much thats interesting really. I work, sleep (sporadically), look after my little girl, over use punctuation and occasionally go out to play.

I'm not a cunt or anything but I don't want anymore messages from bands asking what I think of them. If I liked your music I would have checked you out and if you're that worried what people think then maybe it isn't the thing for you.If you have something funny or interesting to say then feel free to chat to me on messenger - [email protected] or even if you're just fairly attractive...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A dinosaur, Shabba Ranks, Snow, Bobby Davro, Sponge Bob Square Pants and me with tits!!..!

Music:

YES! Holy Molar, JR Ewing, Orchid, Eyes Upon Seperation, Missiles of Uncertain Destination, Every Time I Die, Hot Cross, Saetia, Daughters, Combat Wonded Veteran, Trencher, The Murder Of Rosa Luxemburg, Horse The Band, Army of Flying Robots, 1 Dead 3 Wounded, Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, TY, Thirty Called Arson, Lamb Of God, The Rise, A Trunk Full Of Dead Bodies, Dillinger Escape Plan, Converge, The Smackdown, Dragon Force, Malkovich, Circle Takes The Square, These Arms Are Snakes, Alexisonfire, In Pieces, Head Automatica, Nirvana, Nora, Burnt By The Sun, Moments of Anger (R.I.P.), Beecher, Botch, Kaos Pilot, Silence For Foes, Norma Jean, The Bled, Hot Rod Circuit, Shora, Rise Against, Don Caballero, Old Man Gloom, Ed Gein, Blood Brothers, Jets Vs Sharks, The Locust, Since By Man, Bright Eyes, Desparecidos, Dead Poetic, Drowning Man, DJ Format, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Emery, Avenged Sevenfold, Sublime, Filibuster, Further Seems Forever, Mewithoutyou, Thursday, Zao, Society's Finest, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Sick Of It All, Choking Victim/Leftover Crack, Stretch Armstrong, NOFX, Jurassic 5, Ozomatli, The Darkness, The Movielife, The Deftones System Of A Down, Ben Harper, Saul Williams, Ben Kwellar, Deltron 3030, Stanley Jordan, Shat, I can't be arsed to write any more a bit of everything really if its good I'll listen to it!

Movies:

Midget Maniacs, Kink Master 15, Willow and anything else that has midgets or a two headed penis monster or a two headed penis monster midget. Kung Pow, Anchorman

Television:

Sponge Bob Square Pants, Family Guy, Peepshow, South Park, Nathan Barley, Brasseye, Jam and The Mighty Boosh

Books:

The Dice Man, Fear And Loathing In LAs Vegas, Catch 22

Heroes:

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My Blog

Aaaaargh

 Its now officially the most boring day ever and I have take to trying to eat my own fist to amuse myself!
Posted by Pasty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST