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I was born in New York in 1964.My full name is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson and I was educated at Eton. I read classics at Balliol College, Oxford, and was President of the Oxford Union. After graduating, I joined The Times as a trainee, but was sacked for falsifying a quotation (bastards!). In 1989, I became The Daily Telegraph's Brussels correspondent, later becoming its chief political columnist. In 1999, I was appointed editor of The Spectator and, two years later, became the Conservative MP for Henley. I am currently shadow Minister of State for the Arts. I currently sleep about with secretaries and suchlike because I have a sex addiction- *guffaws*.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tony Blair, so I can tell him that he's a prat. Nice young fillies to go bicycling down country lanes with.

My Blog

Apologies

Apologies to all those I do not respond to. As you can imagine I am extraordinarily busy- but know this- I do still love each and every one of you. Just so long as you own a bicycle....
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:15:00 GMT

Marriage proposals

Please post your proposals here.... granted I don't have a good track record with women due to my sex addiction but I would be honoured to receive proposals from suitable young fillies to satisfy my "...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 07:43:00 GMT

That tackle!

Thankyou one and all for your congratulations of my superb footballing skills! I did it for you all.  
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:37:00 GMT

Upcoming Birthdays

I hope you all have a smashing time.
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:47:00 GMT

You're all very special

So who thinks I should run for PM? *Bumbles*
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 13:51:00 GMT

Attention!To all my loyal fans!

Vote conservative! Yes, you know its the only option. Now that Charles "had too many whiskeys" Kennedy is out of the running, who else do you have to save you from Labour? New Labour is like old conse...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 09:23:00 GMT

I love you all

Travel by bicycle. Grow blonde floppy hair. Watch "have I got news for you". Vote conservative Love me!!!!
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 16:51:00 GMT

Add me

Go on,old chap!I dare you!
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jan 2005 17:59:00 GMT