Apologies |
Apologies to all those I do not respond to. As you can imagine I am extraordinarily busy- but know this- I do still love each and every one of you. Just so long as you own a bicycle.... Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:15:00 GMT |
Marriage proposals |
Please post your proposals here.... granted I don't have a good track record with women due to my sex addiction but I would be honoured to receive proposals from suitable young fillies to satisfy my "... Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 07:43:00 GMT |
That tackle! |
Thankyou one and all for your congratulations of my superb footballing skills! I did it for you all.
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:37:00 GMT |
Upcoming Birthdays |
I hope you all have a smashing time. Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:47:00 GMT |
You're all very special |
So who thinks I should run for PM? *Bumbles* Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 13:51:00 GMT |
Attention!To all my loyal fans! |
Vote conservative! Yes, you know its the only option. Now that Charles "had too many whiskeys" Kennedy is out of the running, who else do you have to save you from Labour? New Labour is like old conse... Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 09:23:00 GMT |
I love you all |
Travel by bicycle.
Grow blonde floppy hair.
Watch "have I got news for you".
Vote conservative
Love me!!!! Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 16:51:00 GMT |
Add me |
Go on,old chap!I dare you! Posted by on Wed, 19 Jan 2005 17:59:00 GMT |