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Zoe

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About Me

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well, i like a drink, a smoke, kissing, don't take life seriously, permanently skint, love the hoops etc......just ask and i might tell ye stuff, might be stuff that you don't want to know but that's the risk you take, it's all good, people...............I'm originally from a wee crappy village called Menstrie (but i was born in Thurso) , which is in Clackmannanshire, about 5 miles from Stirling - about a mile from Glenochil jail if you've got friends and relations who reside there - can't count the amount of times in my life when i have walked up the main street and been stopped by someone from Greenock in a motor and asked me where the the fuck it is. Anyway, it does have some redeeming features like......em......the holly tree bar! but that's all...

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My Interests

music, footy, books, films, pubs, hanging out with my mates, wine, watching shite telly, cooking, my cats, orgasms, smoking tabs, t'interweb and dancing like an arse

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I'd like to meet:

Zinedine Zidane, Henrik Larsson, Martin O'Neill, Fred Gee, Alan Hansen, Jim from Taxi, Sawyer from Lost, Bowie..........anybody on here that has anything in common with myself............
The Strange Questions Survey
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: no - but i will try
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve date: 20 years
Ever been in a car wreck?: nope, but i have looked like one after a night on the sauce
Were you popular in high school?: well, i wasn't UN-popular
Have you ever been on a blind date?: does t'interweb count?
Are looks important?: a bit
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??: yip
By what age would you like to be married?: 83
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?: not at all - i say, shag away
Have you ever made a mistake?: have you got all day?
Are you a good tipper?: yes, i like to tip rubbish at the tip
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: £150
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: nah
Have you ever peed in public?: oh aye
What song do you want played at your funeral?: i just can't choose, sorry
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?: if they were alive, yes
What would your last meal be before getting executed?: my ma's roast dinner
Beatles or Stones?: beatles
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: right now, my next door neighbour
Beer, wine or hard liquor?: wine
Do you have any phobias?: woodlice
What are your plans for the future?: to finish college and fall in love
Do you walk around the house naked?: sometimes
If you were an animal what would you be?: cat
Hair color you like on someone you're dating?: dark
Would you rather be blind or deaf?: blind
Do you have any special talents?: giving head
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: put my slippers on
Do you like horror or comedy?: comedy
Are you missing anyone?: yes
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?: kylie
Where do you want to live when you are old?: erm - in a house
Who is the person you can count on the most?: no fucker
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: gael garcia bernal
What did you dream last night?: i didn't
What is your favorite sport to watch?: footy
Are you named after anyone?: not that i know of
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: red wine
Non alcoholic drink?: innocent smoothies
Have you ever been in love?: yip
Do you sing in the shower?: sometimes - badly
Have you ever been arrested?: not yet
What is your favorite Holiday?: sunny, loadsa wine, good food, friends
Would you ever get plastic surgery?: never say never
Have you ever caught a fish?: yes
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Music:

beta band, the aliens, king biscuit time, led zep, bowie, massive attack, beck, pink floyd, ac/dc, hendrix, kasabian, metallica, kraftwerk, can, the fratellis, cocteau twins, sly and the family stone, primal scream, marvin gaye, sigur ros, do make say think, doves, joy division, stone roses, radiohead, marvin gaye, royksopp, stranglers, arthur brown, the doors, beatles, martha wainwright, john martyn, rammstein, rush, jethro tull, arcade fire, king crimson, guillemots, pixies, sonic youth, mudhoney, arctic monkeys, pulp and many more..............

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Movies:

Goodfellas, Gregory's Girl, Apocalypse Now, Withnail and I, Star Wars, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Calamity Jane, Caddyshack, This Is Spinal Tap, anything by Mike Leigh or Ken Loach.........

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Television:

League of Gentlemen, Brass Eye, Family Guy, Nighty Night, Corrie, Extras, anything of Coogan's, especially Alan Partridge

Books:

fave authors are Irvine Welsh, Michel Faber, JM Coetzee and JG Ballard

Heroes:

Zinedine Zidane, Henrik Larsson, Martin O'Neill, Bowie, whoever invented crisps

My Blog

two chavs and a bottle of red

me and our vonne (chrissie) were out yestreday for a few drinks and some lunch and we witnessed something quite extrordinary - two women, who were, shall we say, not the classiest looking of birds, pu...
Posted by Zoe on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:13:00 PST

i dont usually do this...............

as les will testify, i don't usually listen that much to song lyrics , i know i should, maybe i will in the future, i tend to concentrate more on the music, bass lines are my thing - but was listening...
Posted by Zoe on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:23:00 PST

glasgow gets the commonwealth games 2014

who actually gives a fuck apart from alex salmond, carol smillie and deacon blue judging by the stv coverage i stumbled upon whilst eating my Greggs chicken pasty this lunchtime?? i very nearly choked...
Posted by Zoe on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:35:00 PST

am i ginge?

was on my way to the docs this afternoon for the joy that is a smear test, when i passed a group of about 6 neds who commented 'awright ginge?' - now, my natural hair colour is mousy broon and the col...
Posted by Zoe on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 03:16:00 PST

wanking

can women who masturbate be called wankers?? discuss
Posted by Zoe on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:29:00 PST

me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:ZoeBirthday:Birthplace:ThursoCurrent Location:GlasgowEye Color:GreenHair Color:Dyed AuburnHeight:5'7"`Right Handed or Left Handed:RightYour Heritage:family of p...
Posted by Zoe on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:46:00 PST