playing word games with wwpj and andylyon, being a sexy linguist -italiano and deutsch JA!, receiving presents - a rarity, writing, thinking up romantic scenarios which will never happen,sexy boots, 80s and early 90s supermodels (cindy crawford and christy turlington over gemma 'the alien' ward and lily 'chipmunk cheeks' cole any day), karl pilkington, sweaty situations, dancing, tapas, messy hair, disorderly people, short shorts, chelsea, trashy europeans, getting revenge, ridiculous people, irvine welsh, being a detective, drunks, spastics, haute couture and being upside down.
i tried to get away from it, but i can't : freaks. i'd really like to meet some freaks. someone with 3 willies, 2 bums and half a fanny. MyGen Profile Generator
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i like all the usual decent ones. i generally can't watch a film more than once, i don't know why i bother buying them.
"look here junior, don't you be so happy. and for heaven's sake, don't you be so sad"
lolita, gatsby, porno, filth, virgin suicides, running with scissors, on beauty, picture of dorian gray, pride and prejudice, anything by marquez. tonnes more.
i read and failed to enjoy "the perks of being a wallflower" and "the lovely bones". the former is overly-lauded by pretentious wee dicks who like to think that they are misunderstood. richard and judy told me to read the latter and i'd just like to say : rick and jude, i love you, but you can shove your book club and its endorsement of twee literature right up your arses. or in between judy's boobs. but there's probably less chance of me seeing up your bums.
people who are perpetually cheery - they get on my tits, but i admire them.