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Emmonomics

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About Me

I am a grapefruit and I like sugar on top of me. Sometimes I get angry when people speak about how sour I am and how other fruits are better than me.There's much rivalry in the fruit world.

My Interests



I love music, travelling around to see my friends and seeing live comedy.

I'd like to meet:

someone who had access to the secret garden. I'm not fussed if it is the one from 'Tom's Midnight Garden' or from 'The Secret Garden'.See i'm realistic and i'm not fussy!

Music:

"Rock 'n' Roll is about music, Music. Music, Music, and it's not about you, and it's not about me, It's all about the songs." (I STOLE THIS :D)I like lots of different music from Rock to Indie to Electroica to Funk.If something is different, original or beautiful and makes me feel something then i will like it...Gomez/Keane/SnowPatrol/Orson/Coral/KingsofLeon/Doors/Th eStrokes/Jet/The Automatic/TheHills/DeadPoetsDayOut/TheSeftons/Simian/TheGuns /Fishermoon/ Sarazvati/TheHives/Muse/FooFighters/Razorlight/Stereophonics /ManicStreetPreachers/Killers/ Dexter/Paolo Nutini/Mohanski/Every move a picture/Porchlight/TheSmiths/Wintergreen/TheOrdinaryBoys/Arc ticMonkeys/The Venkman Heist/ChrisHallam/The Guild/The Heights/touriste/Pipers/Kasabian/TheYoungKnives/TheStoneRose s/Slowdive/DirtyPrettyThings/ The Kinks/The Zombies/Catatonia/The Bravery/Counting Crows/Radiohead/HopeoftheStates/BrandNew/The Gentlemen/The Cold War Kids/
Nothing can make you feel as music.

Movies:

Some of my favourite films:The Constant Gardiner The Departed Reservoir Dogs There's something about mary Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Grease Dirty Dancing Back to the Future The Green Mile Shrek Big Fish Snatch Oceans 11 Dick Sense and Sensibility Pride and Prejudice Requiem for a dream Trainspotting Donnie Darko The Pianist The Notebook Amelie Syriana

Television:

SPOOKS MIGHTY BOOSH COUPLING THE SIMPSONS PEEP SHOW THE IT CROWD SEX AND THE CITY BLACK BOOKS FRIENDS EXTRAS SPACED THE OFFICE (LOVE RICKY GERVAIS)
PERIOD DRAMAS AS I LIKE TO SEE OLD FASHIONED LOOKING MEN PRANCING AROUND PRETENDING TO BE GENTLEMEN!
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I'm Bob Fossil!
Take Which Mighty Boosh Character Are You? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . You're Bob Fossil, General Manager of the Zooniverse, and general idiot. Fond of being punched in the nuts by Bainbridge, you're most often seen in your blue safari suit explaining why the Zooniverse is the worst zoo on the planet.

Books:


Just read another Phillipa Gregory book, "The Boleyn Inheritance" - its was BRILL....(Thanks Grainne)

Jane Austen - Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Persuasion, Northanger Abbey etc etc William Blake - Songs of Innocence and Experience, the Mariage of Heaven and Hell etc etc Phillipa Gregory - The Other Bolyen Girl, This Cold House, etc etc
Mary Robinson, Coleridge, Wordsworth, Andrew Marvell, Rhys Davies....ohhh I love literature!!!!
Love Shakespeare too. He is pretty great and I met him a few weeks ago which was good; but he never spoke AT ALL! I think he's just shy :P

My Blog

Jimmy choo and the big china shoe

If you thought that "Jimmy Choo" does not come up in dreams then you would be wrong. I had a dream a couple of nights ago that I was away on holiday and I was walking along a deserted road to find two...
Posted by Emmonomics on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:13:00 PST

A spectacle of success

I always wonder why everyone in opticians wears spectacles.    Have you ever seen someone that doesn’t?  Surely, people who don’t need to wear glasses also want to become ...
Posted by Emmonomics on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:08:00 PST

My Life in Spandex

Imagine my surprise when I had a phone call from the Kemp brothers asking me to join Spandau Ballet.  It was of course followed by a "but".  I had to prove my worth and complete the spandex ...
Posted by Emmonomics on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:43:00 PST

Beatrice Potter: Was she potty?

I have always wondered if Potter ever saw a rabbit with Myxomatosis. The first time I saw a rabbit withb Myxomatosis, I thought the rabbit had been possessed by a demon."ONCE upon a time there were fo...
Posted by Emmonomics on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:41:00 PST

Is Gordon Brown a grizzly bear?

You were probably hoping I could answer that question, but I can't, can you? .. "Some people may call me a bear, but I disagree...."   ..  "I am actually a legoman and now Tony stands b...
Posted by Emmonomics on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:22:00 PST

Secrets and Fans

You know that sometimes you can go into a wardrobe and find a secret land and all that jazZ???  Well I've just gone into my under stairs cupboard and found an industrial size fan.  I went i...
Posted by Emmonomics on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:40:00 PST

Green chairs and little silver forks

Ok guess the adverts.....(or are they my vivid dreams?) There's a man reading a paper and some people towing a boat and a lady walking down the road in a blue dress. What advert am I?   There's l...
Posted by Emmonomics on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:17:00 PST

Why do we have toenails?

Well let me google and find out....   "According to the online encyclopedia, the human and primate nail corresponds to the claw, hoof, or talon of other animals. Human nails protect the tips of t...
Posted by Emmonomics on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:50:00 PST

Taking pictures of other people's pigeons

So Big Brother is back on our screens now and to think that it was only a year ago that we met.....Glyn Wise and Pete and Nikki and a year ago we met ummmm some people and a year before that we met so...
Posted by Emmonomics on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:26:00 PST

Ground control to major tom...

Gordon Ramsey has a programme called the 'F' word but what does it stand for?   Some people say it is a swear word but I strongly disagree.   It is 'food' the 'F' word is food.  Just be...
Posted by Emmonomics on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:44:00 PST