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gordon

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About Me

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I am Gordon, I am an international man of mystery, I am one of the last of the famous international playboys, I am a culture vulture, I am a professional binge drinker, I am clinically depressed when I am hungover, I am an arteest, I am funny but not funny haha, I am a peer pressurer, I am a passenger, I am a rider of the penny farthing, I am a serial anchorman watcher, I am a bit on the side, I am a towelhead after I have a bath, I am a part-time vegetarian, I am a connoisseur of the finest wines known to humanity, I am a Withnail wannabe, I am a heavy petter, I am a day-dreamer, I am overly ambitious, I am over and out.

My Interests


Which British Band Are You? getting funbag shuffles, music, football,comedy, going out, arguing, injuring wee davie at 5 a sides, purchasing trainers, busting some moves on the respective dancefloors of the attic and abc, thinking about happy days spent in France, having a laugh at other people's expense, I love seeing people fall in the street

I'd like to meet:

A careers advisor who will tell me what I'm going to be when I grow up. I love when people write in here people that they have already met, fucking idiots.

Music:

so many bands so little time - oasis, the jam , stone roses, pink floyd, libertines, razorlight, interpol, arcade fire, kasabian, maximo park, the streets, the killers, sex pistols, the beatles,amy macdonald, bob dylan, bob marley, arctic monkeys, goldfraap, johnny cash, supergrass, david bowie, ocean colour scene, cold dog soup, kings of leon, editors, manic street preachers, the charlatans, blur, elvis, clap your hands say yeah, the maple thieves, the who, pulp, snow patrol, the zutons, dark little poet, mystery jets, yeah yeah yeahs, flaming lips, radiohead, the rolling stones, shed seven, dirty pretty things, the specials, nirvana, we are scientists, belle and sebastian, franz ferdinand, the kinks, bloc party, the klaxons, cast, futureheads, pigeon detectives, the fratellis, muse, the view, and of course jimi hendrix

Movies:

full metal jacket, anchorman, dumb and dumber, withnail and I, dodgeball, kingpin, zoolander, zulu, the Italian Job, happy gilmore, billy madison, Austin Powers Oh yeah and I fucking hate Shaun of the Dead, not funny at all.

Television:

the mighty boosh, phoenix nights, the office, sopranos, soccer am , only fools and horses, bo selecta, south park, the simpsons, peep show, transworld sport, alan partridge, the russell brand show, extras, friday night project, jools holland.

Books:

charlie and the chocolate factory, pitch invasion, dave gorman's googlewhack adventure. Not much of an Eddie Reader.

Heroes:

Noel Gallagher, John Lennon, George Harrison, Ricky Gervais, Steve Coogan, Armando Iannucci, Eric Cartman, Tim Lovejoy, Kelvin Crotch, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, Russell Brand, Jonathan Ross. In fact we could be heroes, just for one day.