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The Six-Fingered Savage

The Six-Fingered Savage of The North: almost as sane as her police photograph...

About Me

"He's completely insane..."
"That, and a bit magnificent!"
Well, I was born and bred just outside of Liverpool, and have spent most of my time there. I'm looking into studying acting, I've started growing my own veg, and am learning some of our native British languages - Welsh, Irish Gaelic and Scots in my spare time. I'm very much into films and music, and am a geek at heart. I take each day as it comes, and try to learn at least one new thing a day.
Your Withnail and I character is Withnail.
You feel like a pig shat in your head,
and often wonder why Gielgud doesn't retire.
Take the Withnail & I Character Test
"First of all may I thank you all for coming along tonight and supporting our appeal to raise funds for the sick children's unit..." "You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children. I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down! I want my money back!"
Put another dime in the jukebox, baby
Clips from the Idiot Lantern

Life on Mars meets Camberwick Green
.. Tim Burton's Vincent
.. Robot Chicken
.. Witnnail and I
.. Monty Python.. Big Train
.. The Might Boosh
.. Father Ted
.. 'The Letter' performed by Stephen Fry
.. Red Dwarf
.. Black Books
Ren and Stimpy

My Interests


Likes I enjoy gardening, cooking, eating, music, films, spending time with friends, coffee, cheese, Spanish food, animals, reading, acting, writing and meeting new people.
Dislikes Bigtry, right-wing politics, modern commercialisaion and consumerism, the modern 'chav' culture, religious and political extremism, beetroot and the way that my hands always go dry in the winter.

Music:

I love anything from ska, dub and trip hop to industrial, British acid folk, country, grunge, indie, gothic, madrigal, musicals, baroque, classic rock, r and b (though urban can go sod itself sideways). Some artists in particular include:

..2 Air, Amon Tobin, Tori Amos, Aphex Twin, Ash, Autechre, The B-52s, Devendra Banhart, The Beach Boys, The Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Belle & Sebastian, Bellowhead, Ben Folds, Acker Bilk, Bjork, Blind Guardian, The Bluetones, Blur, Boards Of Canada, Marc Bolan and T Rex, David Bowie, Brendan Benson, Bright Eyes, Jeff Buckley, Tim Buckley, Kate Bush, Calamine, Captain Beefheart, Johnny Cash, Cat Power, Nick Cave, The Chemical Brothers, The Clash, Bootsy Collins, Sam Cooke, Elvis Costello, Cruachan, The Cure, Daft Punk, The Dandy Warhols, Sandy Denny, Depeche Mode, The Divine Comedy, DJ Shadow, The Doors, John Dowland, Nick Drake, Bob Dylan, E.L.O., Earthtone9, Eek-A-Mouse, The Eels, Danny Elfman, Embrace, Brian Eno, Enya, The Everly Brothers, Fairport Convention, Bill Fay, The Flaming Lips, The Foo Fighters, Forest, Frou Frou, Golden Smog, Gomez, The Gorillaz, Green Day, Ed Harcourt, PJ Harvey, Imogen Heap, Jimi Hendrix, Herbaliser, Hole, Buddy Holly, David Holmes, Johnny Lee Hooker, I Am Kloot, Idlewild, Interpol, Iron and Wine, The Jam, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Joy Division, Yoko Kanno, The Kinks, Lacuna Coil, Lamb, Leadbelly, Led Zeppelin, Sean Lennon, The Levellers, Love, Lush, Mansun, Bob Marley, John Martyn, Massive Attack, Mazzy Star, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Mercury Rev, Mogwai, Mr. Scruff, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Joanna Newsom, Nico, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Nirvana (prog rock group), No Doubt, Stina Nordenstam, Orbital, Pavement, Pearl Jam, Pentangle, The Pixies, Pink Floyd, The Pogues, Karine Polwart, The Polyphonic Spree, Iggy Pop, Portishead, The Presidents of the U.S.A., Primal Scream, Procol Harem, The Prodigy, Public Enemy, Pulp, The Queens of the Stone Age, R.E.M., Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lou Reed, Rhapsody, The Rolling Stones, Roxy Music, Raymond Scott, The Sex Pistols, Sigur Ros, Silverchair, Paul Simon, Nina Simone, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Skunk Anansie, The Smashing Pumpkins, Elliott Smith, The Smiths, The Sneaker Pimps, Sonic Youth, Soulwax, Soundgarden, Sparklehorse, Spike Jones, Squeeze, Stabbing Westward, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Stiff Little Fingers, The Stone Roses, The Stone Temple Pilots, The Stranglers, Suede, Supergrass, Switchfoot, System of a Down, June Tabor, The Talking Heads, Tangerine Dream, Television, They Might Be Giants, Linval Thompson, Tool, Traffic, Tricky, Tunng, Turin Brakes, Suzanne Vega, The Velvet Underground, Popol Vuh, Martha Wainwright, Rufus Wainwright, Weezer, The White Stripes, The Wu-Tang Clan, Neil Young, The Zombies...

Movies:

I love my films very much. Favourites include:
28 Days Later, Akira, Amélie, American Psycho, An American Werewolf In London, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, The Big Lebowski, Blackrock, The Boondock Saints, Brazil, The Bubble Boy, The Butterfly Effect, Carlito's Way, A Clockwork Orange, The Crow, The Dark Crystal, Deathwatch, Devilman, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, The Emperor's New Groove, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fargo, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Fight Club, Flight of Dragons, Harvey, Hot Fuzz, It's A Wonderful Life, The Jacket, Labyrinth, Legend, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Machinist, The Matrix, Memento, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Moulin Rouge, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Nightwatch, Nosferatu, Nothing, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Pan's Labyrinth, The Pianist, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Plague Dogs, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Romeo and Juliet, The Royal Tenenbaums, Shallow Grave, Shaun of the Dead, Shine, The Shining, Sin City, Sleepy Hollow, Spiderman, The Usual Suspects, V For Vendetta, Velvet Goldmine, Vertigo, Watership Down, The Wicker Man, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Withnail and I...
There are many, many more...
Actor of the Moment
John Simm
I'm very much into Life On Mars at the minute, but some of Simm's other work is fantastic too. Check out Sex Traffic in particular.

Television:

Adam Adamant, Big Train, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Black Books, Blackadder, Blackpool, Carnivále, Doctor Who, Family Guy, The Fast Show, Father Ted, Fawlty Towers, Firefly, Futurama, Garth Merenghi's Dark Place, The Goodies, Harvey Birdman, The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy, How Do You Want Me?, King of the Hill, The Lakes, Life On Mars, Lost, The Mighty Boosh, Monty Python's Flying Circus, My Name Is Earl, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Northern Exposure, Not The Nine O'Clock News, Our Friends In The North, Q.I., Quantum Leap, Red Dwarf, Ren and Stimpy, Ripping Yarns, Robot Chicken, Scrubs, Sealab 2021, Sharpe, The Simpsons, Six Feet Under, Spaced, Sparkhouse, The Storyteller, The Tick, Top Gear, Torchwood, The X-Files...
To name a few.
Quotes "You'll have to stay the night... They've taken the roads in."
"Dougal, you can't sit around here watching television all day... Chewing gum for the eyes!"
"Oh no thanks Ted, I've got these crisps here."
"I'm eating scrambled eggs... With a comb... From a shoe..."
"You know what I saw him doing? He was sucking his trousers... And laughing!"
"Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink tea out of a rolled-up newspaper."
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"We can't stop here... This is bat country."
"Obviously, you're not a golfer."

Books:

Anthony Burgess - A Clockwork Orange; Gabriel Garcia Marquez - One Hundred Years Of Solitude; Chuck Palanhuik - Fight Club; Anne Rice - Vampire Chronicles; Hunter S. Thompson - Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas; J.R.R. Tolkien - The Lord of the Rings; Oscar Wilde - The Picture of Dorian Grey;

I'm currently reading 'The Remains of the Day' by Kazuo Ishiguro, and 'The God Delusion' by some feller.
Links The Perry Bible Fellowship
* T Shirt Hell *
Cyanide and Happiness
Commercial Breaks and Beats
Married to the Sea
Toothpaste For Dinner
Natalie Dee

Heroes:

My parents (even if the poor couple did sire and birth me, it goes without saying)
Stephen Fry
David Bowie
The Beatles
The Monty Python lads
Vincent Price
Sylvia Pankhurst
Oscar Wilde
Tim Burton
Akira Kurosawa
James Stewart
Ned Kelly

Visual Aids to Illustrate My Favourings

My Blog

Travel, More News and Even More Road Rage

I've spent the last week travelling, staying with my friend Pip (and having a jolly good time of it, too) in Dorset; whilst I was down there we ventured to Bath and the ever more exotic Yeovil, and sp...
Posted by The Six-Fingered Savage on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:46:00 PST

Ireland, decorating & hospital

Went to Ireland the week before last, from Thursday to Sunday. We stayed in Cork, and using it as a base explored the environs. It was really nice there, though the weather did leave a little to be de...
Posted by The Six-Fingered Savage on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 04:06:00 PST

Coffee, paint and road-raged twats

Well, I'm settling into my job quite well - free tea and coffee, 50% discount and the people I work with are pretty easy going, so it's better than I could have expected, really. If only I could get a...
Posted by The Six-Fingered Savage on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:15:00 PST

Theory test, First Class trains, and free comedy

Rather marvellous day if I do say so myself! Passed my theory test, revelled in the delights of first class train travel, and saw a free comedy gig in a London theatre I've never even heard of called ...
Posted by The Six-Fingered Savage on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:16:00 PST

Coffee, cigarettes and absinthe

Officially started my job at Whittards today - doing three days a week, it should be good! I'm working with three other guys who all seem easy to get on with. I get free tea & coffee whilst workin...
Posted by The Six-Fingered Savage on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:09:00 PST

More babies, and employment

No, not more rats.... Though my chili babies are starting to grow splendidly and today I had the first peas of my plants (I planted everything I could quite late in the season so it's only just starti...
Posted by The Six-Fingered Savage on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:21:00 PST

Driving, Passport Photos, Flowers and Ben Folds

Oooh it's been a busy week by my standards. I can't honestly remember what I was doing on Monday or Tuesday, but Wednesday had me trotting off to the Job Centre for the sole purpose of sucking a week ...
Posted by The Six-Fingered Savage on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:10:00 PST

*More* driving lessons...

Oooooh I am thoroughly enjoying this driving lesson malarky. I can't wait until I can actually drive! It's so much fun. I don't think I'll have the same viewpoint in a few months' time when I'm sat in...
Posted by The Six-Fingered Savage on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:21:00 PST

My babies!

Right, I've finally given my baby rats names, after P.G.Wodehouse's celebrated characters. I've called the dark one Jeeves (becasue of the white patterning on his belly looking like a butler's suit), ...
Posted by The Six-Fingered Savage on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:12:00 PST

Two new babies in the house...

I've bought two new baby rats, both males. I'll get some photos up tomorrow after they've settled in. One's black with white socks and a white pattern on his belly, and the other is a lilac/grey hood ...
Posted by The Six-Fingered Savage on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:42:00 PST