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About Me

Names Denise, ex maneating party person (will resume teehee). Soon to be known as Mum. Live in southside of glasgow with my lovely boyfriend Si. love dancing and hope to resume after birth. bit like rest of life! Currently a professional whalelove all my friends to peices!
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My Interests

Russian history, books, acting, dancing, playing keyboard/bass (boo to the dodgy fingers), burlesque, 1920-1950, fashion design, sexy people

I'd like to meet:

new people who rock, old friends havent seen in ages and anyone whos generally fabulous baybee! Who 's Your Inner Sexy Cartoon Chick ?
Jessica Rabbit
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You Belong in 1963
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1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

Music:

My favourite bands include; David Bowie, Mindless Self Indulgence, Pitchshifter, Nine Inch Nails, Nitzer Ebb, Pink, Christina Aguilera, Depeche Mode, Tori Amos, 30 Seconds to Mars, Black Sabbath,Aphex Twins, Apoptogana Berzerk, Nina Simone, Queen Adreena, Godhead, Aretha Franklin and a lot of 1940-50 goddesses, Miss Kitten, VNV Nation, Bob Marley, Def Leppard, Buzzcocks, T rex, Mark Bolan, Rob Zombie (and his wife teehee :D), Nick Cave, lots of 80s electropop and cheese

Movies:

my favourite films include; American History X, the origonal Psycho, Clockwork Orange, Old School, Family Guy Movie, Shaun of the Dead, Spirited Away, lots of other girly anime :D

Television:

I dont have a TV but i do like The Simpsons, Desperate Housewives, South Park, Spaced, Black Books (i have a scary crush on Bill Bailey) 2 pints of lager...., Invader Zim

Books:

im a big fan of Alice Sebold, William Styron,a load of other people who's names escape me, Sylvia Plath, Penny Vincenzi.

Heroes:

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Lili St. Cyr!
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From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
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My Blog

nonsense!

so crap. i decided to but a 3 PAYG internet thingy and it broke. within a month. i have had it "fixed" twice, lost £30 of credit and now they wont give me a refund. aarrg! do not buy it! my arm is sta...
Posted by Denise on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:53:00 PST

makes me angry - to all expectant mothers down the pub

i am so angry with pregnant women. ive lost count of the number of women with a bump ive seen drinking and smoking. ARRRGGG! stupid stupid idiots. smoking can cut off the blood supply to your baby or ...
Posted by Denise on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:46:00 PST

so hard

sometimes being a mum is so hard it makes you want to cry. no matter what you do your child wont settle. you spend hours with a baby glued to you because when you put her down she screams. you love th...
Posted by Denise on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:42:00 PST

denise the goldfish killer

so apparently i kill goldfish. and steal. and im filthy. hmmm. i wont name the psycho who decided i warrented these frankly silly accusations. I used to live in a filthy flat (not for long ill te...
Posted by Denise on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:22:00 PST

he does not hit me

im losing it. simon does not hit me. ever. why? because he hasnt punched me. thats what constitutes hitting. apparently. my wrist is fucked, i have bruises, ive had my arm twisted and ive been thrown ...
Posted by Denise on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:48:00 PST

ouch

my head hurts. i dont remember getting home last night but i woke up safe in bed. lots to drink and was worth the pain. thanks to those who joined us in the funness and madness. bugger the rest of you...
Posted by Denise on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:00:00 PST

the day i almost died (not for the squeemish)

When I gave birth to my angel the midwife messed me up. I had torn my uterus due to the placenta seperating and breaking apart. They stiched me up inside twice, the first time it was a student and she...
Posted by Denise on Tue, 27 May 2008 09:53:00 PST

it done.

well, ive done it. me and simon are finished. we were carrying on, laughing and he turns nasty because, well, im not sure why and pulls me halfway across the room and shouts at me. I was, to be honest...
Posted by Denise on Mon, 26 May 2008 02:52:00 PST

jobs, flats and nonsense

I have a job interveiw. gulp. I am petrified. I want this job so much and its making me panicy. that and actually going back to work. dont get me wrong, i LOVE being a mum but i want to etch some form...
Posted by Denise on Sat, 24 May 2008 02:40:00 PST

im a pie

i just ate a whole large dominos texas bbq all by myself. and it felt goooood. just came off steroids for a chest infection and its made my appitite shoot through the roof. i just cant get full! so it...
Posted by Denise on Sat, 17 May 2008 02:02:00 PST