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Club Noir

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Roll on our next club which is our Christmas club 'Smoke and Mirrors' - magical burlesque on 1st Dec. See blog for more details. This is our last club till February!Thank you to over 2,000 people who came to our Halloween club 'Schlock Horror' on 20.10.07. All tickets were sold out in advance. We broke our previous world record of being the biggest burlesque club in the entire world. With all our clubbers dressed to kill and an outstanding show - we're very proud. Photos below are from this club - all by Martin Phillimore. There are more photos on www.clubnoir.co.uk of our glam audience. All by M Phillimore and Lorenzo Dalberto.Club Noir is the biggest burlesque club in the world with over 2,000 people at each event. We'd love to hear from anyone who is bigger.Burlesque shows are unique one-offs never to be seen again. A feast for the senses with beautiful performers, covetable costumes, and vintage retro and modern sounds. Email [email protected] to ensure you're on our mailing list so we can update you with a full line-up of what is happening at each club.Check out our blogs for details and for other upcoming events.
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My Interests

Burlesque, glamour, clothes, music, old films, vintage and antiques, cocktails, fetishism, eroticism, tassel twirling, performing, meeting like-minded people, Vaudeville and Variety,

I'd like to meet:

Lovers of burlesque; glamour; vintage and retro music; Hollywood; Dita Von Teese; lingerie; dressing up.
Thrill seekers. Bored clubbers. Animal lovers. Fetishists and wannabe fetishists. Creative people. Costume makers. Artists. Musicians. Millionaires. Photographers. Performers: Beautiful men and women, circus skills, singers, anyone who loves burlesque.If you'd like your own special burlesque workshop drop us a line. We do them for bachelor girls, one-to-ones and small groups, parties, and for men. All our workshop attendees go home on an absolute high.

Music:

Vintage, retro and modern sounds. Any good dance music from the 20th and 21st Centuries.

Movies:

Gypsy with Natalie Wood. Teaserama. Seven Year Itch. Gilda. Ladies of the Chorus. Butterfield 8. Freaks. And God Created Woman. Elvira Mistress of the Dark. Imitation of Life. The Girl Can't Help It. Party Girl

Television:

There are more fun ways to spend our time.

Books:

Dita and the Art of the Tease.
The Queens of Burlesque.
Striptease - from Gaslight to Spotlight.
The Bare Truth - Stars of Burlesque.

Heroes:

Gypsy Rose Lee. Dita Von Teese. Lili St Cyr. Ann Warren. Dave Wilson of the Flash Monkey. Madeline Warren of Anatomic Bomb.com. Marilyn Monroe. Elizabeth Taylor. David Laing of Carling who gave us our break. Houdini.

My Blog

Christmas Club - Smoke and Mirrors - 1st December

Club Noir presents our Christmas night 'Smoke and Mirrors' - magical burlesque. This is our last club till February 2008.  Our previous club sold out in advance with over 2,000 people attendin...
Posted by Club Noir on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:34:00 PST

Burlesque Workshop - Saturday 19th January 2008

BURLESQUE WORKSHOP Our previous workshops have been so successful that several girls have joined our troupe, been interviewed for BBC Radio, Scotland on Sunday and other newspapers. Our workshops hav...
Posted by Club Noir on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:03:00 PST

2007 Events

This is a brief rundown of events we've had on this year so far.  Every club has big scale, beautiful and colourful burlesque shows. We don't have the space here to list all of the brilliant acts...
Posted by Club Noir on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST

2006 EVENTS

2006 was a busy year for Club Noir.  Here is an idea of the fun stuff we got up to in 2006: Sizeable charity donations made in 2006 from Club Noir to: Prince and Princess of Wales Hospice, V...
Posted by Club Noir on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:27:00 PST