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lisa

About Me

Im old enough to know better, like to jump in at the deep end, and dont really care what you think. I spend summers partying and winters recovering. I work the fezzie circuit and love dancin.
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Name: lisa
Birthday: late october
Birthplace: coppull, lancs
Current Location: on the toilet
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: red and proud
Height: am dead tall me
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: whats that then?
The Shoes You Wore Today: merrells super sandels
Your Weakness: sex
Your Fears: earwigs
Your Perfect Pizza: garlic, mozzarrella, chicken and sweetcorn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: loose weight-as always
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: anyway
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh god im awake already
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: whatever time i wake up dribblin on the sofa
Your Most Missed Memory: dont miss memories-that only leads to regret
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: B.K. love those onion rings yumyum
Single or Group Dates: is that like group sex?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ooooh neither,
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee-stronger the better
Do you Smoke: gave up after 20 years, oh yeah!
Do you Swear: who doesnt f**kin swear
Do you Sing: like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: if im not roughin it
Have you Been in Love: i am now
Do you want to go to College: already am
Do you want to get Married: might do
Do you belive in yourself: YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: im foxy if that counts
Are you a Health Freak: yeah i guess so
Do you get along with your Parents: i do, there great
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em, love em, love em.
Do you play an Instrument: african drums & ocrina
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, brandy its my friend
In the past month have you Smoked: not legally
In the past month have you been on Drugs: depends whos askin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, my bloke wouldnt like that
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no far too mainstream for my tastes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oh i love those, gonna get some today thanks for remindin me.xx
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, too expensive and over-rated
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah- love it
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: bit cold round here for that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, but i swapped the price tags on somethin last week.
Ever been Drunk: yes-loads of times
Ever been called a Tease: always
Ever been Beaten up: no-ive got the gift of the gab
Ever Shoplifted: yes i was a lot younger though
How do you want to Die: quietly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dont want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: antartica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black/dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 5"5-6"
Weight: dont care as long as they can carry it well
Best Clothing Style: manchester 80's-90's style
Number of Drugs I have taken: cant remember details like that, what do i look like a bloody pharmasist?
Number of CDs I own: too many, at a guess 300
Number of Piercings: none that are currently in use
Number of Tattoos: dont do tats.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regret isnt for me i live for the moment
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is as mad as me
You scored as A Slave To BDSM, Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM


98%

Sex God


80%

A Romantic


63%

Virgin


38%
How are you in bed
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Seven Deadly Sins Survey:

Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? The cheeky sod that was playing knock a door run at 11pm last night. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
What is your weapon of choice? a coconut
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? of course, im a good runner dont you know.
How about the same sex? far to scary a species, spittin, hairpullin and scratchin-oooh no
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? my other half
What is your pet peeve? people leaving cupboard doors open, cos i always seem to walk into them
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? hey im ginger and a scorpio, what do you recon?
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? that dam checklist at work
What is the latest you've ever woken up? 1pm after partying all night
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? my bank manager
What is the last lame excuse that you made? I dont know-answers on a postcard please
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yeah love those 70's kids macabre saftey ones
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? none dont have one
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? purdys-gold
Are you a meat eater? animal or man?
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? a full bottle of 25yrs aged whiskey, cost me a bomb so i wasnt for sharing
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? yes usually, my sofas the most comfortable
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? no, not got a sweet tooth
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? none of the above-savoury
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? yes, mmmm rabbit stew.
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? 1
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? duh-spend it on crap and give 1/2 to nspcc.
Would you rather be rich or famous? infamous-like a romantic 18c rogue
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? not on ya nelly
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? giving birth quietly
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? I think theyre still holding out for that one
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? climb everest (or at least get 100ft up it)
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? not really, why enter a contest if ya gonna sulk about it
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yes, easy prey
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? in my french exam, so i could do spanish.
What did you do today that you're proud of? 30 press ups
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? about 20
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? about 20 again
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? who hasnt
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? eyes and arse
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? yes, it was great fun
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? I was asked if i wanted to work as one, does that count
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? my friends boobs, theyre mega
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? whats that, is it like wife swap?
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? bettie page
Have you ever been cheated on? yes
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? no but i do quite fancy havin a cock for the day just to see what its like
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? none that spring to mind
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? hahaha im not tellin you that-its lustful though
Do you do the least often? im not greedy
Is your favorite to act on? lust, never gets me anywhere, but its fun.
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My Blog

T in Park 07

well another year has passed, lets pray for the sun in 08. x     .. Create Your Own
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:33:00 GMT

DITA VON TESSE

well anyone who hasnt seen her in action may think dita von teese is just a babe who has a strange taste in men, well you would be wrong. Dita has made it to the top of her game in the burlesque world...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:00:00 GMT

T IN THE PARK 06.

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Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:44:00 GMT

Out and about with Jon & Jem part3

Well better late than never, this is because we went away for a break with Jon & Jem to SEAHOUSES in Northumbria and while the rest of you suffered the rain we enjoyed the sun. So here with the re...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:50:00 GMT

BIGGIN UP MY D.J

OK, SO WHATS THE DEAL? Well here goes, most of my family are obsessed by music, its in our genes, so it only seems right that I big them up (so to speak) on the web. D.jing for the best part of 10year...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:01:00 GMT

T IN THE PARK - MEMORIES PAST

SUMMERS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND I HAVE STARTED DUSTING OFF MY OLD BATTERD TENT AND BEER SOAKED SLEEPING BAG IN ANTICIPATION OF MY SUMMER OF FESSIE WORK. Unfortunatly I cant make rockness which was ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:04:00 GMT

ARTPUNK

As anyone who has visited my page recently will realise that I love all things art and photography,  Hence this blog. I have just recently discovered Scottish artist Paul Muir he has made a name ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:30:00 GMT

OUT AND ABOUT WITH JOHN & JEM PART 2

Well its that time again, part 2 of the series OUT AND ABOUT. unfortunatly the weather has been grim up north and because of this we havent ventured to the high fells, (I have to say im secretly quite...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:42:00 GMT

OUT & ABOUT WITH JOHN & JEM........PART 1

So here we are, this is part 1 of our out & about series and we hope to bring you a lot more in the series.  The first part is a pictorial of our walk along Fairfield Horseshoe in the Lake Di...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:08:00 GMT

MY SPACE PARTY GIRL....

Well had to be done, follow the link to my top three tunes to trash a house to http://www.last.fm/user/jemytastic/journal/2007/04/14/396035 /
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:41:00 GMT