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DJ Loveless

"Nothing an eight ball, a porn star and a tattoo parlor can't handle."

About Me

Welcome to the strange and twisted world of DJ Loveless. A world where fantasy and reality may blur and often do.Known to be the darling of the Las Vegas aristocracy and frequenter of the casinos of Europe as well as the guest all hostesses must have and most do, Our idol in question has undergone many disguises and careers through the years from his time as an Edwardian gent in the service of the King to Marilyn Monroes personal masseuse he has devoted himself entirely to pleasure and blasphemy (not always in that order).Rumours and exaggerated tales of his dandy like reputation for custom clothing of the highest quality and style precede him. One day a scarlet pinstripe zoot suit may be the garment of choice followed the next by a rock n roll wardrobe of leather and silver have impressed even the catwalks of Milan & New York during his stint as a male model. This reputation for non conformity only going towards the amplification of his iconic status.Although like all great enigmas our hero isnt without his vices and downfalls. His addiction to knife wielding, stiletto wearing, Seamed stocking clad devil girls shall undoubtedly be the cause of his tragic demise, although there will undoubtedly be a wicked smile on his face when the time comes.. and probably the devil girls too.Currently gracing the stages of the UK as resident DJ with the glittering extravaganza that is Club Noir, The Loveless is using his vast knowledge of sleazy listening to educate and entertain the masses. As crowds of diamante clad damsels and tux wearing troubadours gyrate to his sexy selection of hypnotizing audio delights a phantasmagoric evening unfolds to give his adoring public tales for future generations.As these evenings come to an end the line of women (at least that what it appears to be from a cursory glance) queuing at the stage door for just a moment with The Loveless has been known to continue down the street although the closest they ever seem to get is a glimpse of him speeding away in his custom hotrod hearse with troupe of bikini clad zombie pole dancers in the back.Just who is this elusive character? Is Satan really his servant? Is it really whisky that flows through his veins? We may never know, but what we do know is that hes here to entertain us and long may he reign.In his own words... Im not here for a long time, Just here for a good time.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elvis Presley's tailor, The girl of my dreams, Satan, Rob Zombie, Johnny Depp, Anton Szander Lavey, Joel-Peter Witkin, Alastair Crowley, Brian Setzer, Lee Press-On, Angelina Jolie, Bettie Page, Kat Von D, Frank Capra & numerous others who for some reason or other seem to be dead.

Music:


I made this Flash Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

The Damned, Ramones, Rob Zombie, Billy Idol, Phantom Chords, Julie London, The Vincent Razorbacks, Elvis, Hanoi Rocks, Clash, Johnny Thunders, Brian Setzer, Marilyn Manson, Iggy & The Stooges, Cramps, Michael Monroe, Motley Crue, Murderdolls, Frankenstein Drag Queens, New York Dolls, Wednesday 13, GnR, AC/DC, My Chemical Romance, NIN, Skid Row, KISS, Tommy Lee, Cure, Black Crowes, Marc Almond, Keith Richards, Lee Press-On & The Nails, Human Drama, Generation X, Duran Duran, Cult, Covenant, Depeche Mode, Barrence Whitfield & The Savages, Goldfrapp, Raveonettes, Dogs D'Amour, Quireboys, Naz Nomad & The Nightmares, Detroit Cobras, Horrorpops, Swing Cats, Bravery, Dean Martin, Ray Gelato Giants, Richard Cheese, Rob Dougan, Ray Charles, Peter Murphy, Primal Scream, Lordi, Lords Of Acid, Lisa Gerrard, Jeff Buckley, Joe Strummer, Kidney Thieves, LA Guns, Gary Numan, HIM, David Sylvian, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Apoptygma Berzerk, Dave Gahan, Front 242, White Stripes, Zeromancer, VNV Nation, Vast, Rozz Williams, Gitane Demone, Sheep On Drugs, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Pain, Ministry, methods Of Mayhem, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Killing Joke, KMFDM, Jesus & Marychain, Hanzel und Gretyl, Danielle Dax, Bauhaus, Creatures, varied and twisted, etc

Movies:

Danger Diabolik, Fur, Harvey, Flash Gordon, Grindhouse, The Notorious Bettie Page, The Libertine, Metropolis, Young Frankenstein, Holy Grail, The Thing, Cabinet Of Dr Caliagari, Evil Dead Series, Fear & Loathing, Wild Zero, Bubba Ho-Tep, Frankenstein & Bride Of Frankenstein, Phantom of Paradise, Dracula (Lugosi), Bride of Chucky, Shaun of the Dead, House of 1000 Corpses, True Romance, Carry On Screaming, Oldboy, Ed Wood, Purple Rain, Lost Boys, Shining, A Matter of Life & Death, Arsenic & Old Lace, etc. ..

Television:

Adam Adamant, Reaper, The Munsters, Family Guy, LA Ink, Las Vegas, Inked, etc

Books:

The Vesuvius Club, Escape Velocity (Cyberculture @ The End Of The Century), Poppy Z Brite (Lost Souls), John Strausbaugh (Reflections on the Birth of the Elvis Faith), The Magikal Diaries of Alastair Crowley.

Heroes:

I will be king And you You will be queen Though nothing Will drive them away We can be Heroes Just for one day We can be us Just for one day
You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Extreme
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test