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Kev

I will not contemplate suicide. I refuse to end the suffering of others. Therefore I must contemplat

About Me

Good question. I wish I knew the answer...

My Interests

-Causing misery, distress, discord and pain wherever I go.
-Torturing people with badly performed music.
-Despairing of the species.
-Snow leopards

I'd like to meet:

A sane human being (My hopes are not high...)

Music:

-Ray LaMontagne
-Jeff Buckley
-Alice Cooper
-Hayseed Dixie
-The Corries
-Back of the Moon
-Queen
-Elvis Presley
-Dougie Maclean
-Buddy Holly
-Don Maclean
-Bob Dylan
-AC-DC
-Meatloaf
-Crowded House
-Damien Rice
-R.E.M.
-The Pogues
-KISS

Movies:

-Kingdom of Heaven
-Gladiator
-The Dark Crystal
-Willow
-The Lord of the Rings
-Back to the Future
-Indiana Jones
-The Last Samurai
-Serenity
-Labyrinth
-Willow
-Ride with the Devil
-Strings
-Traffic
-Training Day
-Crash
-The Untouchables
-X-Men
-The Green Mile
-The Shawshank Redemption
-Stargate
-The Fifth Element
-Event Horizon
-Equilibrium
-Batman Begins
-Enter the Dragon
-Walk the Line
-The Nightmare Before Christmas
-Silent Hill
-Corpse Bride
-Spirited Away
-Big Fish
-Amazing Grace
-Children of Men

And possibly the two finest films EVER MADE:

-Dougal and the Blue Cat
-The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires

Television:

-Futurama
-The Simpsons
-Stargate SG1
-Stargate Atlantis
-Firefly
-Sharpe
-Red Dwarf
-Doctor Who
-MASH
-Torchwood
-Scrubs
-Heroes

Taken from probably the funniest Scrubs episode ever

My Blog

4 years! Huzzah!

And if you know what that means, details of this years celebration will follow, although it will be delayed a few months this year unfortunately. And start saving for Vegas next year!
Posted by Kev on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:33:00 PST

The next step...

Well for anyone who doesn't already know, I have a new job, as Assistant Inspector of Scheduled Ancient Monuments with Historic Scotland. Excellent job and more money, and somehow I got it. Its based ...
Posted by Kev on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:54:00 PST

I feel like I've been mauled by Jesus...

Well, that was an interesting night. Somehow I didn't pay for any alcohol all night, and yet still got very drunk. Twas amusing to watch people still trying to get me to dance (not gonna happen, Alba!...
Posted by Kev on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:37:00 PST

The time has come...

Somehow I just got a job in Inverness. Don't ask me how. They'd met me and everything. However, it does mean that after 7 years, 8 flats, 21 flatmates and approximately 47,346,784 units of alcohol, I'...
Posted by Kev on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:29:00 PST

So bored

Dundonald sucks so much bum.
Posted by Kev on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:51:00 PST

Yay

I'm old! Go me!
Posted by Kev on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:15:00 PST

How...

...do you define it all? Answers on a postcard to:Bill Smith34 Wilton WayCleethorpesHe has nothing to do with the question, but he's a lonely old man and he would love to hear from you....
Posted by Kev on Sat, 06 May 2006 08:53:00 PST

Don't you just love those random adventures

Well, I went home for the weekend for my brother's engagement party, and earlier today decided to nip by my old work to say hi to everyone. (Really was just to see you Linzae! ) This is a distance of ...
Posted by Kev on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 01:36:00 PST

Well, its been a strange few days...

What a weekend. I couldn't move my arm when  I woke up on Saturday, admittedly somewhat late in the day! Had an amazing time playing in Jims though, and thanks to everyone who came along to ...
Posted by Kev on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 04:42:00 PST