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Squirrel Empress

Illegitimi Non Carborundum

About Me


I am me. There is no other person exactly like me out there anywhere. There is too much to tell though. So you will just have to get to know me.
" ACHTUNG !
angeluserro may actually be a spider-human hybrid
I am known to many as "reptile girl, cold-blooded things really love me. I currently have a Royal Python. Luna the python is my best friend and shadow. She goes everywhere with me. She sleeps on my head. I have been her mommy for five years now.
Everyone who gets to know me ends up sick of me for some reason or another. For I am a strange girl. I don't act girly, I took "boy classes" in HS, and I knew how to fight when I had to. I say strange things to people, and I tend to explain myself to them in metaphors. In high school I had many wrong nicknames, because no one could figure me out, and I wouldn't tell them. Mostly they just thought I was crazy and avoided me though.
Lissa may explode without warning
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Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 100%
Envy: 60%
Lust: 80%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 40%
Gluttony: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 87%
You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator. How Sinful Are You?

My Interests



Reptiles, Science, Helping People, Nostalga, Macabre, Erotica, Beauty (in ALL of its many forms) Architecture, Art, Music, Life, I want to discover all that there is to see. I want to touch the famous paintings, and hang my toes over the cliffs of the world.

I'd like to meet:

Current Impossible Crushes
Shannon Larratt

Justin Kirk

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Paul Schneider

Music:

I love music. I listen to everything from classical to metal. I really don't like rap much, i WON'T listen to anything as monomaniacal as christian rock, and although there is SOME good pop music out there I cannot find it within myself to respect those claiming to have created it. Falseness is a real turn off, no matter what the genre.

As for specific bands...Janes Addiction, Orgy, Placibo, AIC, P.J. Harvey, Godsmack, Sound Garden, Blues Traveler, Local H, Our Lady Peace, Qntal, Corvus Corax, Carfax Abby, Tori (of course!), Live, Enigma, Sarah Fimm, O.H.M., Lacuna Coil, Tapping the Vein, Evanescence, Enya, Marylin Manson, and soooooo many more. These were just the ones on my mind right now, hehe.

Movies:

All Horror, Indy, Dark Comedy, Cult...

Television:

I do not have much time for TV. I will stop switching the channels for WifeSwap, and Law and Order. I also will watch anything "educated" like Forensic Science specials, Or really anything to do with Science in general. I admit, I also indulge into the world of "hauntings" shows. *sigh*

Books:

You are The High Priestess

Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.

The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.


I'm a reader! I have a library of my own. Many of which I haven't even gotten around to reading yet. I just knew I wanted to read them eventually, so I bought them as soon as I found them, so I wouldn't have to look when I got to that point on my "list" I read everything from modern day Memoirs, to Self Help, to Religion and "Practice", to Science Fiction/ Fantasy.

Heroes:





My Blog

4am poetry

Raw, yes Scared, Maybe Scarred... No, Scored Like two pieces of clay Made to stick together Hold fast and true Through the fire To come out whole Seamless and shining Well worked clay Fine ceramic Wh...
Posted by Squirrel Empress on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:24:00 PST

Life is a Bitch

Life is testing me lately. Just when I strap the roller skates on, she is throwing one stick after another in front of me.Have I not had enough scrapes and bruises yet?
Posted by Squirrel Empress on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:56:00 PST

Happy Phantom - Tori Amos

And if I die today Ill be the happy phantomAnd Ill go chasin' the nuns out in the yardAnd Ill run naked through the streets without my mask onAnd I will never need umbrellas in the rainIll wake up in ...
Posted by Squirrel Empress on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:49:00 PST

Some Poems...

I post all of my drawings here, and my photos. But I never post my poems. Probably because I don't think they are very good. Here are a few of my favorites.~Quiet River Rage~Stop my heart Listen No ...
Posted by Squirrel Empress on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 11:08:00 PST

For Steven

You made me love Green Day all those years ago. I have never been able to hear a single song without thinking of you. I am going to miss you.-Lissa...
Posted by Squirrel Empress on Sat, 10 May 2008 03:04:00 PST

Freakin Sweet

8/23/08 Auburn Hills, MI [The Palace of Auburn Hills]Pre Sale: 5/7 (5PM)On Sale: 5/10 (10AM)If you don't know what this means, good! More for me!-Lissa...
Posted by Squirrel Empress on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:00:00 PST

Black Holes and Revalations

I have been meaning to do something for almost a year now, and finally got around to it tonight.I will now guide you through the step by step process, that is so complex and in depth, that a certain p...
Posted by Squirrel Empress on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:22:00 PST

Awakened By Sirens

By the light of the moonDark thoughts rise upThey haunt our dreamsWhile the windCarries the voices and screamsAwakened by SirensArmed with the wrath of GodsAwakened by Sirens Armed with the wrath of G...
Posted by Squirrel Empress on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:15:00 PST

The Famous Sociopath Diary

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Posted by Squirrel Empress on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:36:00 PST

Happy St. Patty’s Day

Don’t send a lame St. Patrick’s Day eCard. Try JibJab Sendables!*Starring*Me, Jeremy’s Little Sister, Cassie, Jello, and Jeremy...
Posted by Squirrel Empress on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:20:00 PST