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Andrewisonfire

These stone flowers wilt away

About Me


LEAVE ME COMMENTS!

I'm in love with the best girl in the entire world and I wouldn't want it any other way!

Andrew
Twenty
Hilarious
Agnostic
Outspoken
Hospital minion
Soon to be Registered Nurse
Loves Metal/Hardcore music!!!
You've probably seen me/heard about me

i pwns @ teh s3x0rz
badxradxandy

The bands I like are more obscure and better than the bands you like. Afterall, music is a contest.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Atreyu. Walls of Jericho (again). Sarah Silverman. Chris Hansen (NOT ON AN EPISODE OF TCAP!!!) Dr. Drew

The owner of that car they just fished out of the St. Joseph River. Your car was stolen and no one knew what happened to it. Well, it was underwater for 27 years. All you wanted was the bowling ball you left in the trunk. They couldn't even give you that; it fell out and is now claimed by the river.

Music:



Movies:

Snakes on a Plane is the be-all end-all masterpiece of cinematic history.

Television:


RENO 911!, House, Scrubs, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Comedy Central, The History Channel, Head Banger's Ball, Mythbusters, To Catch a Predator (TCAP)

Books:

The Jungle by Upton Sinclair
I Am America! And So Can You by Stephen Colbert
Anesthesia Unplugged

Heroes:


BABY JAGUAR!

My Blog

The Search is Over

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html I found the perfect couch for my appt.
Posted by Andrewisonfire on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:35:00 PST

I love my girlfriend!

I love my girlfriend and I'm going to see her this weekend! This semester is going to be hard but it's the last one. They want me to start orientation for surgery as soon as I graduate in May. This is...
Posted by Andrewisonfire on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:58:00 PST

Life Goes On

The wheels keep on turning.
Posted by Andrewisonfire on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:41:00 PST

Sex and the City

My life is not an episode of Sex and the City. It never has and never will be.I'm a real person. I have real feelings.If someone really wants to be with me, really cares about me, really wants lo...
Posted by Andrewisonfire on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:32:00 PST

Heroes

I'm essentially engulfed in the show Heroes now. I never had the time to watch it when it was on TV, but I got done watching almost the entire first season in only two days. It was a marathon. I feel ...
Posted by Andrewisonfire on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:23:00 PST

The Pleasureland Museum

I always drove past it, but never went in. A few days ago, I made the leap. I felt like Indiana Jones for all of two seconds. The shred of Hollywood induced excitement left as soon as I approached the...
Posted by Andrewisonfire on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:27:00 PST

Is it...

Is it the weekend yet?
Posted by Andrewisonfire on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:49:00 PST

Funny Video

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556 Fucking hilarious. Just thought I'd share. ...
Posted by Andrewisonfire on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 06:18:00 PST

Dont Sell Yourself Short

Keep your head up. Like being you because you're good at being you. You rub people the wrong way? Fuck them. They can just shut up and deal with it. You're confident. You walk with your head held high...
Posted by Andrewisonfire on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:51:00 PST

i do it for the lawlz

There's a couple REALLY funny stories that I  don't post on here. Maybe I should some time. I want my own article on Encyclopedia Dramatica. I do it all for the lawlz. This blog has no point othe...
Posted by Andrewisonfire on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:21:00 PST