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About Me

INNIT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD COD
IN THE SEA...
COD...
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I AM THE REAL
KING OF SURTSEY.
IT IS MY KINGDOM...
SURTSEY IS MINE, YES !
IT'S MINE... ALL MINE...
IT NO LONGER BELONGS TO THE ICELANDIC PEOPLINGS...
NOW THAT THESE ICELANDIC BED-WETTERS HAVE STOLEN ALL MY COD...
COD
THEY EXPERIMENT ON WHALES WITH HARPOONS...
AND THEY SAY THIS IS TO SUPPORT THEIR MISERABLE ECONOMY OF THE TRUTH...
COD...
HOWEVER...
WE MUST NEVER BELIEVE THEM...
FOR THEY HAVE STOLEN ALL MY COD...
COD...
YES !
THEY HAVE STOLEN THE COD THAT I GAVE TO THE BRITISH PEOPLE, TO HAVE WITH THEIR CHIPS...
COD...
I SAY THEY HAVE NOW HAD THEIR CHIPS...
NO MORE WILL THEY CALL ME A CODLESS HEATHENNOW THAT I HAVE AIMED MY VERY BEST VOLCANOES AT THEM
SOON IT IS THAT THEY WILL SEE THAT I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM...
I SAY TO THEM ALL ~
GIVE ME BACK ALL MY F**KING COD !...
COD... COD... COD... COD....
GIVE THEM TO ME NOW...
YESH !...
LO FOR IT IS WRITTEN THAT I AM THE KING OF SURTSEY...
AND FROM LOWEST TIDE MARK TO THEE SPUMING LAVA LAMPREYS OF MY PYROCLASTIC CONES
I SAY TO GIVE ME BACK MY COD...
I HAVE IMPOSED A 100,000 MILE FISHING EXCLUSION ZONE AROUND MY KINGDOM OF SURTSEY THAT ONLY MY FRIENDS MAY USE...
ICELAND IS NOT INCLUDED...
I HAVE THE HIGHLY TRAINED KRAKEN SQUADS OF MAMMY COELACANTH
WE READY TO PLANT THE DOG WHELK & LIMPET MINES ON TO ALL ICELANDIC TRAWLINGS...
FORE I SPRACHT 'SURTSEY IS MINE'...
I AM THE KING OF SURTSEY...
MY KINGDOM DOES NOT BELONG TO ICELANDIC BEDWETTERS...
IT BELONGS TO ME...
GIVE ME BACK MY COD.

My Interests

I HAVE NO INTERESTS...

I'd like to meet:

THE BEDWETTING BASTARDS WHO STOLE ALL MY COD...
THE LEMON SOLE REVOLTING SPANISH & FRENCH DEEP SEA TRAWLERMEN SPRATS WHO ARE RAPING STOCKS OF 150 - 250 YEAR OLD DEEP SEA FISH SEA TROUT FOR CHEAP SCALLOPS CATTLE BASS FEED...
AND EVEN CHEAPER SCHOOL BALLAN WRASSE CONGA DINNERS...
HADDOCK...
COD.
WHELKS IDIOTS WHO POLLOCK THINK KIPPERS THAT IT IS O.K. TO ANCHOVY SELL OR EAT SEA WHITING COD BASS UNDER THE 16" INCHES IN LENGTH FLOUNDER...
COD
STUPID FRENCH LING CHEFS & OTHER WORM RIDDEN WHITEBAIT GOURMETS WHO PLAICE THINK THAT CONGER TINY UNDERSIZE CODLING AND GARFISH OTHER GUNARD SPECIES HERRING DAB ARE A TOPE DELICACY LOBSTER...
COD
IDIOTS WHO MONK FISH POLLUTE THE SEAS AND HALIBUT TAKE MORE FISH MACKEREL FROM IT MONKFISH THAT CAN HADDOCK BE SUSTAINED WILL BLENNY BLASTED BROADSIDE SAND EEL BY MY NAVAL MUDSHARK FLOTTILLA OF SUBMERSIBLE SPUMING VOLCANOES...
COD

Music:

SOME MUSIC IS TOLERATED BY THE KING OF SURTSEY (INC. 'FISH' FROM MARILLION AND THE DAMNED, EVEN THOUGH THE DAMNED BLASPHEMED BY ABUSING WORD FISH ON THEIR FIRST ALBUM... THEY WILL ALSO BE TOLERATED).
BJORK HOWEVER WILL NOT BE TOLERATED UNTIL SHE SINGS A SONG THAT TELLS THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT HOW I AM THE REAL KING OF SURTSEY & THE ICELANDIC PEOPLE GIVE ME BACK ALL MY COD...
COD...

Movies:

Television:

ALL ADVERTISMENTS FOR COD FISH FINGERS WITHOUT CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE IN 'EM ARE TOLERATED BY THE KING OF SURTSEY...
ALL OTHER TELEVISION IS TOTAL DROSS...
TELEVISION IS THE IDIOTS LANTERN...
A TOTAL F'KIN WASTE OF ELECTRICITY...
SO Y'WANNA SAVE THE F'KIN PLANET ? ! ? !

PTANG ! NYANG ! KIPPERBANG !
..

...WELL WHY DON'T YOU TURN THE F'KIN TELLY OFF THEN YOU DUNCE...
F'FUCKS SAKE...
INNIT GOV !...
AT LEAST ON A COMPUTER Y'CAN ACTUALLY F'KIN CREATE SOMETHING...
EVEN IT IS A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS...
IT'S STILL BETTER THAN SITTIN' ON YER ARSE AND DOIN' FUCK ALL...
WHERE ARE ALL THE PROGRAMMES ABOUT COD
IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH...

Books:

LADYBIRD 1a ~ 1d

Heroes:

COD...
HERRING AND CHARD...
PORTUGUESE MAN'O'WAR
HUMBOLT SQUID POLITE PALAEOZOIC FISHIES...
LIMPETS...
GNARWALS
BLADDERWRACK...
PERRIWINKLES
SOCIABLE CUTTLEFISH...
DEEP SEA QUIfFS
ELECTRIC COELACANTHUS...
HOUSE TRAINED DOG WHELKS
JANE MANFIELD'S LOBSTERS
etcetera...

My Blog

'KIN CARNABIES INNIT GOV.

COD... 'KIN CARNABY STREET... SWINGIN' BLEEDIN' SIXTIES... ALL THOSE SWAMI SHAFTIN' 'KIN LUVVY GRAVY TRAIN TOSSERS CARPIN' ON AND ON ABOUT HOW IF YERZ CAN REMEMBER IT Y'WERENT THERE... WELL.....
Posted by THE KING OF SURTSEY on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:31:00 PST