New Video - The Hive |
I have changed into a golden retriever in honour of my new video. The gleaming canine in question can be seen sticking out of a swan's head in it (innit?).
If you've nothing better to do, why no...
Posted by Speckle on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:04:00 PST |
Toast |
Andrew looked at the toaster, sneakily.
If the toast ever came up...if it ever came up....
Mmmmm....butter and marmite and jam and marmalade and margarine and chocolate spread (probably Nutella, I'm j...
Posted by Speckle on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:59:00 PST |
Hooves |
Sorry to be fickle, but now I've seen 'em, I don't want 'em.
Can I have Wings? Can I, Sir?
Posted by Speckle on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:58:00 PST |
Boat. |
The boat moved towards the shore, paddles thrashing. Firm flesh paddles. Huge eyes globular and deep. He shifted uncomfortably on the concrete bench. Eyelashes fluttered and sent lit...
Posted by Speckle on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 05:15:00 PST |
You plant the seed, nature grows the seed etc... |
The other day my mum gave me her pension book and told me to get her a quarter of liquorice allsorts and a copy of Razzle, a lollipop for myself and then bring the rest back to her so that she could p...
Posted by Speckle on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST |
Swords of Jan-u-ary |
It's amazing the things you can pick up in the January sales.
For instance, yesterday I managed to buy a magical sword, blessed by the Elf King (Thator) himself. There's a special ruby in the ha...
Posted by Speckle on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:44:00 PST |
Christmas |
Bleddy hate Christmas me. Bah. Off out for a drink.
Posted by Speckle on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:02:00 PST |
For those of you who want a little extra cash... |
...Here are next weeks winning lottery numbers:
21 21 21 21 21 21 and the bonus ball: 21
Don't say I never do anything for you....
Posted by Speckle on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:39:00 PST |
New Web Site Up Today! |
Here is the press release for a new website which you, Gentle Reader, may wish to peruse at your leisure:
New Comedy Web Site Puts Boot into Bland Pop Stars
Fed up with pop music so insipid it...
Posted by Speckle on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:50:00 PST |
THIS is Colin. |
THIS is Colin.
Posted by Speckle on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:32:00 PST |
