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The Stool Samples

About Me

N.B. We are no longer called "We Absolutely Care". However, we do still care -- very much, in fact. So the remainder of our original bio (see below) still applies. Except the part about being elderly women. We are no longer four elderly women. We are men -- pround and strong. (But also very caring, of course.)

Original Bio...

We are called "We Absolutely Care" and folks, its no coincidence. We absolutely do care, which sets us apart from roughly 85% of the other bands out there. Throw in that we are four wisecracking elderly gals living -- and laughing -- together and you've got a 99.8% uniqueness factor. Now check out the jams and we think you'll figure out where that missing 0.2% went. Do the math. That adds up to 100%, people. So what are you waiting for?

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 21/04/2006
Influences: Most bands list a bunch of other bands as influences. How boring! Sure we've been influenced (slightly) by maybe one or two other bands. But for us, an "influence" might just as easily be...

A soothing cup of Earl Gray tea shared with an old friend.

A drop of dew on a cobweb, glistening in the morning sun.

A baby deer taking his very first wobbling steps. Oh! He's a spunky little fella!

A piping-hot baked potato with butter, salt and pepper, melted cheddar cheese, sour cream, and chives. In a word: delicious...and influential.

Flying saucers vaporizing a city.

A slice of pizza floating in a swimming pool.

A dentist with halitosis.

Also, did we mention that there's real bacon crumbled on that baked potato!
Sounds Like: How can we describe our sound? Close your eyes and imagine the smell of freshly-baked bread, still warm from the oven...

Mmm...

Now imagine that same smell...as a sound.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

The IN-terview

Q & A With The BandQ: We're here with the band. Say "hello", band.A: Hello, band.Q: Ha ha ha. Very funny! You are the greatest band ever to have existed, is that a fair statement?A: We'd be lyi...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 23:42:00 GMT