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About Me

WE ARE LOOKING FOR A GUITARIST AND A SINGER. IF BY SOME MIRACLE YOU LIKE THIS STUFF AND CAN GET TO NORTH LONDON THEN LET US KNOW.Back in the days before the Sinclair C5 revolutionised modern transportation, two little boys called Dave and Mark played choo-choo trains and vroom-vroom cars in the backyard in the heart of deepest Yorkshire. David's evil parents took him away to Bolton. Mark's evil parents took him away to Scotland. Nearly thirty years later, through the wonders of social networking sites, they discovered they both lived in North London and liked the same music and Dave played drums and Mark played bass. Their first song, "Gingerbread Man", is a political protest song about the horrors of bovine spongiform encephalopathy and the recklessness of the greedy food oligopolies. "Paradise Never Felt Like This" is, by contrast, about being fucked up the arse by a vampire.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/6/2006
Band Members: Mark Harvey plays bass. David Thornley plays drums. Mark thinks he knows what notes to play. David thinks he knows what buttons to push. They both can just about bluff their way through playing other things and singing.
Influences: Tetley Tea
Sounds Like: Seasickness (or to be more specific G$m - - -/G$ - - -/C$m - - -/C$sus2 - - -//G$m - - -/G$ - - -/C$m - - -/C$sus2 - - -//A - A6 -/Amaj7 - A -/Am(add D$) - - -/- - - -//C$m - - -/Am(add F$) - Am -/Gm - - -/D+(no 3rd) - D+(no 3rd)(add E) -//Fsus2(add B) - - -/- - - -/Am(add B) over E - - -/E+ - - -// where $=sharp because it won't let me have the little hash sign)
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

A shocking family secret

It may have been the mixture of turkey, ham, after-eight mints, peanuts and scotch eggs laid on by my parents that did it, but personally I like to think it was finding out that I am now rel...
Posted by Does Not Compute on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:23:00 PST

Early Christmas

Loads of CDs arrived today, so here's the update after my blitz on Amazon (yes, it's a review blog, hurrah!): FAUN FABLES "Family Album": Do you want to know the real story about what happened to...
Posted by Does Not Compute on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:09:00 PST

I feel like a gibbon

There is the list of stuff you have. Then there is the list of stuff you want to listen to. Then there is the list of stuff people have told you you should listen to (judiciously sorted into...
Posted by Does Not Compute on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:20:00 PST

First, an apology

Sorry for the pretentious inclusion of the middle name, the reasons for which are twofold: (a) there's already a renowned jazz musician by the name of Mark Harvey, bandleader of a creation that knows ...
Posted by Does Not Compute on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:36:00 PST