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About Me


[AkA Alice Treasure]

*this be little joovie ^_^*
***HEY! HO! LETS' GO!***
[This is me showing my DEVOTION to the ONE and ONLY true LOVE of my LIFE cardiacs] :D :D :D
They are worthy of laudation. STENCH OF HONEY. YES.

and YEAH i'm in a relationship
[with another human being]
Scott dowd, you saved my dumb-ass from almost certain insanity and this is the first time i've ever admitted to being in love [or that love even exists for that matter!] haha
<3 <3 <3 <3 XXXXX
I am a lazy drunken joovie who likes pizza and liquor :)
if you don't like it then up yours! :P
it is my dream to fly alongside Dick dastardly in the Vultutre Squadron

[we'll catch that pidgeon yet men] :D
[p] i may be delusional, insecure and cripplingly paranoid but i'm honest, i'm a laugh and i'm a good mate to have.
my dad plays guitar in mighty punk rock band SUBHUMANS, and i'm REALLY proud to say that i've played a bit of sax with CITIZEN FISH [who ROCK and are the BEST ska band in England check them out!]
I love films,-decent films, mind-I love music and I fink it's proper sad that some of the best artists and musicians are criminally overlooked- you know who you are guys :(
I'm also crazy about trippy Ren and Stimpy era animation and cheesy 80's adverts with catchy jingles because they're AWESOME, cheap beer and heavenly creatures and stickle bricks and tarantino movies and glastonbury and gramophone records and naked photography and bleedin' lips and graffiti and glorious joovie culture- wino forever!
add me here sombitches; [email protected]
i hope these spiky letters hurt your eyes out real good :)
IF I WAS A BAD DOG,YOU'D ALL BE DEAD!
FaIrY LiQuId,YeAh

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tim Smith
because he writes music that sounds like it's from another planet and it makes me scream/cry/grab the nearest sharp object and carve 'cardiacs' into my arm... and i have actually met him allready. And now i can say that he's the most f*cking incredible human being i've ever met :)
But if you mean 'what kind of people would I like to meet on this thing they call myspace?' anyone who likes to jam or draw or generally f*ck about and make me laugh...or anyone who has wierd ideas about stuff that nobody else wants to listen to [and if you do, by the way, I would love to listen to them yeee:D]

Oh, and i don't know if i wan't to meet him or not, but i sure as hell fancy this guy-

[Mister Ross lee]
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FiShEr pRiCe DeCk!!!

TIM AND KAVUS KISSED!!!

My Blog

LOL!!!!!!

Scott;-  so, did you have a nice wank then?Alice;- uuh, yeah hahaJess;- thirty seconds, thinking about your dad!Alice;- ohoHO!!Jess;- savage.Alice & Jess;- MASTURBATION FIVE!!!![Alice and Jess do a hi...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 04:20:00 GMT

the new advertising mascot for sprite!

They called me, and said they wanted whatever grimace I had. They took my picture and put me on a few promotional postcards. They said I was the future of sprite. know what this means? The sprite...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:37:00 GMT

ME!!! CITIZEN FISH!!! JULY!!! CZECHOSLOVAKIA!!! SEE ME PLAY!! JESUS!! IM TERRIFIED!!

oh yes and yes i fink i just said it all. listen to the soft boys- "UNDERWATER MOONLIGHT" :)
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:57:00 GMT

Stitched-Up and Nursed-For dreaming

This is...you know what this is?... Taking antibiotics in the morning to ice up the hurtings that comes from dreaming. 'Cause dreamings fucking HURTS. Sleeping causes more pain than it heals. It's whe...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:59:00 GMT

MY F*CKING HERO ^_^

Tim smith is an incredible guy. And a f*cking GENIUS. just listen to what he's doing and see for yourself he has re-written the fundamentals of music as we know it [ahhh he hugged me] [...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:36:00 GMT

I'm hiding under a car

or find me in the garden, under a bush...  whichever. I'm so obsessed with the cheese thing. Yeah, I know, I'm wierd like that; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3jgo5ea_zc the last time I wen...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 00:41:00 GMT

Bornemuth

god its wierd to be back on tha 'punk scene'. sum mohican came up to me an J and told us to "f*ckn keep punk alive!" I attempted a 'mosh' or whatever [btw looked a bitova fool!] then we bought ri...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:57:00 GMT