I'm a disturbingly over-friendly, mentally fragile, overweight, balding, in-yer-face, slightly paranoid loner whose precariously balanced Jeckyll and Hyde personality provides a kind of 'time-bomb-waiting-to-go-off' welcome for clients who dare to enter the peace and tranquility of Rooftop Studio without their chequebooks at the ready. I have a life-size tattoo of a baby amoeba on my aura. I stand just a little bit too close to people when I talk to them. I'm not a good listener. I bear grudges,I breed budgies and my spidery handwriting is covered in smudges. I love to eat Jackdaw Cheese. I watch Shane Meadows' 'Dead Man's Shoes' at least three times a day. "It's beyond f***in' words mate!"
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
myself in a dark alley.
Pans People in a dimly lit alley.
Kirstie Allie in any alley.
Muhammed Ali in the plush, split-level Rooftop VIP lounge.
Anthony's brother.
