Cheque, mate |
4th December 2007This Christmas, spare a thought for someone worse off than you: the Labour Party. Why not make a donation? Benefits include:shooting.1. Avoid any embarrassment about giving money to a...
Posted by Mr Paul Foot on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:39:00 PST |
See you later, Ali data |
This week, my usual article is given over to an advertisement from HMRevenue and Customs (lax).Strapped for cash? Got a child? Then register for child benefit.Simply hand over your banking details to ...
Posted by Mr Paul Foot on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 01:03:00 PST |
Pc Clod |
My dear Connoisseurs, Sir Ian Blair is to remain as Britain's top policeman, despite losing a vote of confidence by the LGA (Loaded Guns Authority), and the Met being criminally convicted of en...
Posted by Mr Paul Foot on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:39:00 PST |
Trout for Lunch |
My dear Connoisseur I shall be appearing in your living rooms and bedrooms on Saturday the 6th of October, as I shall be performing on the new series of BBC Radio 2's award-winning show 'Out To Lunc...
Posted by Mr Paul Foot on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:25:00 PST |
Doing it by the Brook |
My dear Connoisseur This week's article is a bit different to usual. It is a commentary on this news story. I have not had to make anything up. The facts speak for themselves.Two Police Community S...
Posted by Mr Paul Foot on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:23:00 PST |
Just Deserts |
Picture the scene: A lonely, yet good-hearted female Bactrian camel falls in love with a muscular Dromedary man camel. She woos the object of her affection by spitting at him (considered very sensuo...
Posted by Mr Paul Foot on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:18:00 PST |
No Boob at the Beeb |
My dear Connoisseur The Brazen Broadcasting Corporation was in shock last night, after it was revealed that one of its programmes did not deceive viewers in any way. In a Guild exclusive, I here lis...
Posted by Mr Paul Foot on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:34:00 PST |
Quail and Ale Pie |
I am performing an Edinburgh preview of my show Comedy for Connoisseurs, followed by Summer Silliness this Wednesday the 18th of July. This is the penultimate preview before I take the show, at grea...
Posted by Mr Paul Foot on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 02:45:00 PST |
Wimbledon Come On! |
The poor weather has caused the Wimbledon authorities and the BBC to issue a revised schedule for the remaining days of the tennis championship:9 am 11 am. Sunshine beats down on the tennis courts...
Posted by Mr Paul Foot on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:09:00 PST |
Prime Ministry of Sound |
My dear Connoisseur Gordon Clown, who promised "a cabinet of none of the talents," has taken the surprise step of bringing the Spice Girls back from the political wilderness and into the Cabinet. He...
Posted by Mr Paul Foot on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 05:20:00 PST |
