T-shirt slogans |
Porn saving marriages since 1745Porn what the internet was created for
Porn saving the British film industry
Porania Jones intrepid porn treasure seeker
Save our porn future generations depe...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 06:14:00 GMT |
I’ve been chortled |
http://www.chortle.co.uk/correspondents/2008/06/26/6977/dont
_forget_the_writers...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:45:00 GMT |
Stationery Shenanigans |
Everyone has people in their office who are always in early, desperately showing you up in front of your boss as you try to slink in at 11 o'clock with the hangover from hell and a mouth that feels li...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:15:00 GMT |
Ninja nocturnal notation |
Cats are bloody ninja's. Their assasination skills are never more evident than on a late night blogging/writing/chatting/porn *err ahem* research night. You're happily wrapped up in your j...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:50:00 GMT |
Snap, crackle and pap? |
Manufacturers have gone mental what on earth do they mean by adult cereal? One can only assume it's available in discreet packaging, sits on the top shelf and is found abandoned on railway sidi...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:44:00 GMT |
What a brave thing to say |
When naturists are commenting on bravery, do you really think they say'blimey mate, I admire your balls'?
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:32:00 GMT |
Dr Who? |
The great Dr Who debate, guaranteed to get over 30 years olds more riled up than discussing house prizes. I know what you're all thinking oh yeh just who was the best Dr Who in the entire cosmiv...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:31:00 GMT |
Love? |
In my experience most men find it very difficult to say ’I love you’ and even have problems with similar sounding words like dove and glove
must cause chaos in the magic circle..
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:55:00 GMT |
Burning Bints |
God we have a stupid fire alarm voiceover bint at work&Pingy pong 'A fire is being investigated in an adjacent building, please wait for instructions' 'pingy pong 'a fire has been investigated and no ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:44:00 GMT |
Crop Circles - New theory stuns scientists |
Ok we all know these were faked and were actually made by 2 guys with large snow shoes and rather too much cider but really wouldn't a much better explanation be drunk moles? Stay with me on this one....
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:56:00 GMT |
