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About Me

The Tiffin Times is an eccentric local newspaper for the town of St Tiffins on the Verge. This is our Myspace, where we willl be stating the obvious and posting preview items and pieces from the archives will be posted on here once a week.The main site is located at www.thetiffintimes.co.uk and is filled with fine features and articles including:News - Brought to you by a crack team of top journos including Austin 'The Tab' Tabernacle and Eleanor ChildressRockdog - Live gig reviews by our resident music journalists, Rumble Davies and Patti Love featuring such aural delights as Kinki Miyagi and ThundercockHot Stars Reveal More - Lifestyle section featuring Deb's Celeb Goss, by our own 'celebspert' Deborah McWhirter and Sofas and Stickybuns - Ramona Harlow's view on life from the couch.Reagan, the Morbidly Obese Cat!- Fun cartoon antics about an overweight feline, his lovable loser of an owner, who just so happens to be named after a dead American President. Any similarities to other strips with similar subject matter is purely coincidental.Turning Green- the thoughts of notorious environmental activist Raymond Breamwater.Fog on the Wine - poetic musings on the grape by sozzled wine critic Rick Pudenda.View From Turpin House - the latest from the local community centre brought to you by Project Leader Lesley Dunlop.Loving The Stars - Notorious online sex blogger Julie Noted looks at the stars and how they affect our love and sex lives!Coming soon - Tiffin Times majority shareholder and local billionaire businessman Chadwick launches CHADWANK 1 - his new adult entertainment channel, broadcasting one whole day per month.We also have a Livejournal at: www.thetiffintimes.livejournal.com/

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interested in comedy and writing in general.We are also keen to meet anyone interested in contributing material (a submissions page detailing what we are and aren't looking for is available on the site). We can't afford to pay you, but you will get credit. A lot of people live off credit, so don't be a wimp about it! Remember: money is the root of all evil - so think of The Tiffin Times as an angel delivering you from all that evil.

My Blog

Paul McCartney quizzed in Michael Jackson death probe

By Austin TabernacleLA Police have released former Beatle Paul McCartney on bail after questioning him about the circumstances of Michael Jacksons death. Their suspicions were raised when they were a...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:10:00 GMT

LANCE ORTON:ACTOR

Local actor Lance Orton launches the new-look Tiffin Times with the latest installment of his career recollections. This month he discusses his association with the 'kitchen sink' British dramas of th...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:48:00 GMT

ASTONISHING NEW LOOK TIFFIN TIMES LAUNCHED!

Yes the Tiffin Times has relaunched itself in a more blog-esque fashion as the staff attempt to cope with the modern multi-media world. As editorial assistant Susie Harrington defiantly states:"This i...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:36:00 GMT

Tiffin Times issue 19

Yes the Tiffin Times issue 19 is upon the world, fuelled by sprouts and a deep sense of shame at the moral failures of the year just ending.Yes it's that time of year again - St Tiffin's Day - when we...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 07:46:00 GMT

Tiffin Times issue 17

Tiffin Times issue 17 plops out a week late like a fat baby! This month: Gilly reviews mumblecore film 'Uhhhhhrrrr...' in 'Art and About'! Patti attends the gig by Hundred Hand Slap, while Davies sees...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:46:00 GMT

IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM SUSIE HARRINGTON

Attention! Due to unforeseen and unavoidable slackness by the staff, this month's issue of the Tiffin Times will be delayed by one week and will appear at the end of the month. Rest assured, both...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:45:00 GMT

Tiffin Times issue 16

The Tiffin Times issue 16 is up and running like a duracell bunny being poked with a stick! This time around: Mic Lord finally faces up to nemesis Miscellaneous Crisp in the all-important (to them) po...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:27:00 GMT

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM SUSIE HARRINGTON

I was appalled to find this message in the Tiffin Times inbox this morning. I assure you, Mr McGinley, that Alyson Glossop will not be responding to your perverted insinuations! The Tiffin Times is a ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:43:00 GMT

Oddest book titles

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/gallery/2008/aug/30/oddest.b ook.title.prize?picture=337005741 Good lord - Gilly has actually read several of these. I was absorbed in a copy of 'Living With Crazy Butto...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:18:00 GMT

Tiffin Times Issue 15!!

The Tiffin Times issue 15 emerges blinking into the light and it's all change T Times towers! As Rick Pudenda is sacked for gross grossness in the wine column, new signing Wendy Prangle debuts her sci...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:02:00 GMT