Irelands latest wonderful housing project! |
Somebody is reading these apparently Urban renewalWe built shrinesto fallen idolsprice inflationthe new purchase vitalempty shells sold by empty suitsthe 00's golf coursewith an added roofemptied our ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 18:03:00 GMT |
Condescending announcement for the day 05/01/2009 |
One for the parents out there:Your childs brain is like a spongeIf you let that sponge soak up shitYou will end up with a Shit-Head for a child!A-Thank-Uooo This has been a public service condescendin...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:28:00 GMT |
Never mind the shit poetry, here comes the quality |
Ive decided to try and update my writing style to that modern one where the poems dont rhyme, dont get it myself but here goes: Needs a title I dont do IronyLast time I triedI burnt my shirt
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:01:00 GMT |
Piece i entered in a sports writing comp, Abuse welcomed |
Sporting Nostalgia
Look at that Nancy rolling round
Werent like that
Back in my day
When men were men
And boots were made of leather
Aye son when I were a lad
Things were better
&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:31:00 GMT |
More shite poetry than you can shake a shitty stick at |
Everything is not as it seems
You breeze thru life like its a series of dreams
Thats because of too much internet porn
Hairy palms are not the norm!
..............
I just lost a myspace frie...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:03:00 GMT |
I aint sayin it for no applause, im tryinnn to tell ya a story |
Was about to take over the world, one of the funniest men who ever lived, Bernie Mac RIP!!! (may contain light swearing)
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:04:00 GMT |
The harbinger of doom, if quality Irish music was the bride then he was the absent groom. |
I never liked Dave "The Irish John Peel tm" Fanning and could never understand why until the other night. Talkin the talk over the phonearium when told GAMAK were on his televisual show, turn it ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 06:19:00 GMT |
Can there be only one? |
As the glitterati of the illiterati all speel out their quotes of joy&sadness, their token efforts at insight, their summaries written before the end, their marks out of 10, making sure to ma...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 18:00:00 GMT |
Ideas for new celebrity reality shows |
1. Celebrity who am I
Induce a mild dose of memory loss into some Irish celebrity's and set them loose on the street of any Irish town (D2-D8 excluded as they all live up each others holes).
There tas...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:38:00 GMT |
101 things you didnt know about the your 2nd favourite Monkey |
1. I am actually a monkey
2. I am the God of hell fire
3. Me no do grammer good
4. Me spell bad
5. Me smell worse
6. Me already bored with the starting sentence's with "ME"
7. I am Irish when it suits...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:58:00 GMT |
