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ReV TwO~ SheD$ DySfUnCtiOnAL MySpAcE PoRtAL KaK

... AnYonE GoT thE sQuEEk On ChEap BuT hALf DecEnT MaiL 0rDer F0r 1 ~5 litre Tin$ oF Oil PAinT$ ?

About Me

NOT A LOT ...
D.I.Y. CRUCIFIXON ...
~ F'KED UP OL' GUITARS & STUFF ~
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THIS ONE OF MY OWN REV.TWO~SHEDS 'MYSPACE' SITES ! ! ! ! ! ! THIS IS NOT THE RE-PLAY FESTIVAL SITE ! ! ! ! ! !

...PTANG ! ...NYANG ! ...KIPPERBANG ! ...INNIT GOV !
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PLEASE NOTE : NONE OF THE VIEWS EXPRESSED WITHIN THIS SITE ARE DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY LINKED TO THOSE OF RE~PLAY MUSIC FESTIVAL - THIS IS A SEPARATE SITE.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Please be also be aware - I DO NECCESARILY AGREE WITH THE ALL VIEWS EXPRESSED WITHIN THIS SITE WHETHER THEY APPEAR AS MY OWN COMMENTS, COMMENTS FROM OTHER 'INDIVIDUALS' , OTHERS SITES COMMENTS UPON THIS SITE, OR AS CONTENT WITHIN OTHER MYPACE SITES SHOWN IN EITHER MY 'TOP FRIENDS' LIST OR WITHIN MY FRIENDS LIST & THE VIEWS OF THOSE SITES OTHER 'MYSPACE FRIENDS' ... ... Furthurmore I doughnut unneccessarily gnaw evenly agree with my own striated view pints etcetera...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and... erm...) Oh yes ... Well done ...
I am dross...
You've just found another halfwit useless 'myspace' profile ...
C'mon ... Get with the f'kin programme ...
You know what's up ...
This is just the usual sort of thing with plenty of useless dross photo's and pseudo~arty diatribe ...
It's all here if y'want it ...
Hoxtonesque zeitgeist up it's own arts brown-nose networking types, luvvies and media~slags, plus all that other cobblers you've now come to expect each time you click on some or other stupid half-wits profile image ...
(I thank you...) thanks for the add ...
You'll find plenty of kak~style "please be my friend" honed credibility wank here...
plus all of the usual 'Look at me !','Look at me !','Look at me !' aren't I wonderful type shite ... etc ... etc ... ...
and don't say I havn't warned you ...)
this is one of my own 'myspace' sites...

RE-PLAY MUSIC FESTIVAL .. please click on this link to go directly to the RE-PLAY MUSIC FESTIVAL SITE
NONE OF THE VIEWS EXPRESSED WITHIN THIS 'REV.TWO~SHEDS' SITE ARE LINKED TO THE RE~PLAY MUSIC FESTIVAL.
This site is my own site [i.e. Rev.Two~Sheds], and I do not neccesarily agree with the any of the views expressed within the confines of this site either as expressed by myself or from other individuals, be they as comments upon this site, or as content within their own sites, or those of their other 'myspace friends'...
...furthermore I donut unneccesarily diddly dee withering my own private views as striated upon this shite which cannot be held for reasons of personal hygeine...
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OOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEE....
HEY LIKE WHAT'S YOUR BAG MAN?...
BEST GET WITH THE 'KIN PROGRAMME...
THIS MYSPACE CABBAGE TRIP IS ALL KINDA LIKE WORKIN' FOR THE MAN 'N' Y'AIN'T GONNA GET NO REAL COOL BUZZ ON THAT SCENE BABY...
SO BEST GET C'MON 'N' GET WITH THE PROGRAMME BY STICKIN' REAL TO THE DEAL...
GO DRY CLEAN THAT FLASHIN' MAC AND SCREW THAT PLASTIK KAK FROM THE CORPORATE QUACK JACK...
WE AIN'T HIP TO NO SQUARE 'JUST SAY NO' SCENE LIKE NO WAY BABY 'N' I'M GONNA GO GET IT 'N' GIMME SOME MORE O' THAT BIG BIG WOW WHEN I'M ALL TORE UP...
YOU SH'D GO WITH IT TOO BABY...
LIKE HEY HO GO ! GO ! GO ! WITH IT FLOW 'N' START LIKE DIGGIN' THOSE CRAZY LITTLE RED, PURPLE & GREEN NEOPRENE RUZZ-FUZZ-BUZZ MACHINES...
ALL CURLY DRIPIDY DOO DAH DROP DROOPIN' FROM THE EXPANDING LOVE VIBES FLOWIN' THROUGH THE ELECTRIC SKY WALLS OF YOUR EXPLODING MISTY FINGERTIPS...
OH YEAH LIKE WOW WHERE IT'S MAN...
CRAZY MOTHER DADDIO'S REAL GONE 'N' FREAKIN' ON THE DAILY GRINDS OF YOUR GROOVY MINDS YOU DIG ?...
MEANWHILE IT'S THE BIG BAMALAMA DING DONG BUBBA HOOMA MOW MOW WITH A HARAKALAHULA DADDIO AND THE SERFS UP...
COME ON IN... THE WATER'S FINE...
I'M RADICALLY POSTURING DOWN AT YOUR LOCAL SHIT-FARM IN A STEVE McGARRET STYLEE ON MY Q.V.C. IRONING BOARD...
SIPPIN' DOWN HARD ON THAT GLASS FULL O' HAWAIAII FIVE~0... WHLIST USIN' MY OL' GUITAR FOR A PADDLE INNIT !... GOV.
TRUSSED ME I'M A REAL REVEREND...
INNIT GOV.
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My Interests

I have no interests...

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO CREDIBILITY...

Music:

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AC CIDENTS IN PAN FACTORIES, THE LESSER MARSH WARBLER ...
QUIRKOS Von OKTERMUCKTY and his GRECIAN 2000 HOT~POP COMBO...
(SINGALONGA MAX volume 2 IS TRUE ART... )
etc ...

Movies:



CHECK THIS OUT ! ! !
~ GO TO RE-PLAY MUSIC FESTIVAL ~
~ SEE MY TOP-FRIENDS LIST ! ~
~ OVER 70 LIVE BANDS ! ~
~ 3 DAYS OVER EASTER BANK HOLIDAY ~
~ WIMBLEDON SW19 ~
~ GO TO RE-PLAY MUSIC FESTIVAL ! ~
RE-PLAY MUSIC FESTIVAL IS IN MY TOP FREINDS LIST

SUPPORT RE-PLAY MUSIC FESTIVAL ~ RE-PLAY MUSIC FESTIVAL IS DEDICATED TO RAISING FUNDS TO RECYCLE OLD, UNWANTED, DAMAGED AND BROKEN MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS ~ CLICK ON RE-PLAY MUSIC FESTIVAL IN MY TOP FRIENDS ! ! ! TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE RE-PLAY MUSIC FESTIVAL ! ! ! PLEASE HELP SUPPORT THIS GREAT EVENT ! ! !

Television:

TELEVISION IS THE IDIOTS LANTERN...

Books:

SOME BOOKS CAN BE ALRIGHT I S'POSE...
I'VE GOT A GOOD ONE WITH 400 PAGES AND DRAWINGS OF STONE TOOLS ON EACH PAGE...
IT'S FAB...

Heroes:

MY FAB BIRD...
SOME SHRUBS... PARSNIPS... (stone tools )...
etc ...
[...just because someone is a 'myspace' friend upon this site doesn't mean that I actually agree with anything that they say, do, or represent...
but I probably do...
I'm very easily led...]

My Blog

I raise a toast....

[removed by the trustees for restoration...]
Posted by REV.TWO~SHEDS on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

Rev.... Twooooooo.... Sheds...... He Can't Cooooooome...

   ... Rev ... Twooooo- ... Sheds...  He can't ... cooooooooooome...    I never thought that 'Punk',  would ever be passing fad.  No ! 'Punk's not Dead' [sic...
Posted by REV.TWO~SHEDS on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:03:00 PST

... investigations into versification etc...

      [poesy]     Everythings been said before.   But what the hell & let's say it more.     Whether of love& or lugubrious loss,  we really s...
Posted by REV.TWO~SHEDS on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST

Ooooooer....Betty....

     I'm no ersatz androgonean politically correct replicant.  You won't find any generically mollified photo's of me   in your P.C. grotto    I like girls......
Posted by REV.TWO~SHEDS on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:31:00 PST

shithouse mousse...

       K I L L   I T  ! . . .      BANG !    Dirty, squirty,  dirty squirty &    Mutiple microbes in your khazi pan ?... ...
Posted by REV.TWO~SHEDS on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:11:00 PST

Ladies, Gentleman ~ Entitled

    [Entitled  Gentlemen]    Yes !...  They shall have pearls&  and delicate bracelets of diamonds, and furs&  Artic Fox, mink Stoles,  and Patent alligat...
Posted by REV.TWO~SHEDS on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:49:00 PST

ALL OUR APPLES NOW HAVE WORMS...

    As a child I was told that if you ate an apple pip that an apple tree would grow out of your head (as opposed to your belly).  Initially of course I was extremely worried. I'd ea...
Posted by REV.TWO~SHEDS on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST

"THE MYSPACE SONG" ~ SING & PLAY ALONG WITH REV.TWO~SHEDS [ includes guitar tablature ]

  6/2 beat in B# Eb//F#///G#/D/B7/C13bdim/ Am//D~G/C/F7///G/B9/Cm/Gb// G7///F7/Em///C#13bdim//D/G/ A/C#~Am7////G~F~Bb9~B#/E/ F9 //Bb///Fm/ (pizzacato whammy bar & aldente amp kicking) (...
Posted by REV.TWO~SHEDS on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:05:00 PST

.......Hollywood, if it could,.. but it can't........

                    >>>>~~~~~~~~~~~>              &n...
Posted by REV.TWO~SHEDS on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:22:00 PST

Mouthed organ hyperventilation, proper dylans & the causal death of folk...

     chorus     B/A/D   F/A/D   G/A/D    D/E/A/D    D/A/D rpt/rpt/rpt/rpt/rpt/rpt/rpt/rpt/rpt/rpt/rpt/rpt/rpt   &n...
Posted by REV.TWO~SHEDS on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:45:00 PST