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TRASH

TRASH. Takes a LICKING and keeps on TICKING!!!

About Me


Scientists don't understand how it's possible, but true to the slogan, "TRASH takes a LICKING and keeps on TICKING" has held true with consumers since 2001!!! The ability to produce such works as the now NUMBER ONE UNSIGNED ROCK VIDEO in the STATE of FLORI-DUH "LOLLYPOP" has astounded all researchers and baffled the greatest scientific minds in existence!! Perhaps its a deep rooted survivalist instinct, perhaps its the spot-on and razor-sharp wit, TRASH ain't going away anytime soon.
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MY MTV DEBUT!!! This Commercial for DHL aired October 18th, 2007 on the MTV Premios Awards, on MTV Tr3s.

MY VH1 Latin America TV Commercial featuring TRASH as DEE SNIDER!!!

CHECK OUT OUR NEW VIDEO "LOLLYPOP" This is our SONG ONLY "MTV Style" version!!! Its up on YOUTUBE!!!

This is our SONG ONLY TV Version Cleaned up (Slightly!!) for a more general audience... (Kids DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!)

TRASH LOLLYPOP TV EDIT

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This is our MOVIE VERSION!! BET YA NEVER SEEN LOLLYPOPS LICKED LIKE THIS!!!!

TRASH LOLLYPOP

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HEINZ KETCHUP SPOT CALLED "ONLY THE BEST WILL DO" DIRECTED BY RAMIRO HERNANDEZ AND STARRING DEREK LATTA, PARKER, JIMMY STAR, CRISTY JOY AND TRASH!!!SCRIPT WRITTEN BY TRASH!!!!!

THIS ONES CALLED "SHAKESPEARIAN SQUEEZE" STARRING TRASH AND JIMMY STAR AND DIRECTED BY RAMIRO HERNANDEZ. ITS HEINZ MEETS GREY POUPON!!SCRIPT WRITTEN BY TRASH!!!!

OUR MOST DISTURBING HEINZ SPOT "TAKING CHANCES" ASKS THE QUESTION, WHERE IS CHRIS HANSEN WHEN YA NEED HIM???!!!! DIRECTED BY RAMIRO HERNANDEZ, STARRING PARKER, AMY AND TRASH!!!SCRIPT WRITTEN BY TRASH!!!!

CHECK OUT PGA PRO JOHN DALY'S MUSIC VIDEO "GO LONG OR GO HOME" FOR MAXFLI GOLF FEATURING TRASH, BIKER BITCH SUPREME OZ AND SICKASSO CYCLE'S TAKO!!!!!!!

HERE'S THE MUSIC CAMEO SCENE FROM THE UPCOMING FANDANGO PICTURES FEATURE FILM "PHOENIX FALLING" STARRING DEREK LATTA The Movie Features JIMMY STAR, OZZIE and TRASH!! FEATURING OZZIE'S SONG "KISS IT BETTER"!!!

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HERE'S A VARIETY OF SCENES FROM THE MORNING ZOO!!

"BLOOD IN THE TITLE starring CRISTY JOY SLAVIS and TRASH from Por que no productions VOTE FOR US AT FILMRACING.COM!!

TRASH IS HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR TRAILER PARK!!! WE DON'T DO WEDDINGS OR BAR MITZVAHS!!! (UNLESS THERE'S A FUCKLOAD OF MAJOR APPLIANCES AND CARS THAT DON'T RUN ON YOUR FRONT "LAWN"!!!)

DOES YOUR SWIMMING POOL NEED MOWING?? DO YOU HAVE SEVERAL NON WORKING TV'S BELOW THE ONE THAT WORKS?? DOES YOUR TRUCK REQUIRE A LADDER TO GET INTO??? CAN YOU TOW YOUR HOUSE WITH YOUR TRUCK??? THEN THIS IS THE BAND FOR YOU BUBBA!!!! HERES YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY!!! DAMN THIS SHIT REEKS!!! WHO'S UNDERWEAR IS THIS ANYWAY?? TRASH IS LOUD AND IN YOUR FACE. ISN'T IT AMAZING WHAT WINDS UP IN THE TRASH??

WHAT A TRASH SHOW IS LIKE: The best description of this INSANITY is: "..Its a Circus Sideshow with a skin flick hosted by Motley Crue and Frank Zappa..." We are EXTREMELY audience interactive!! Expect to be Squirted, Slimed, Have stuff thrown at ya (nothing that'll take an eye out ;)...), You may get a few souvenirs, We are rebuilding the Giant OCTOPUSSY, we also expect to have Sliming Snails, Squirting Pink Tacos, A big ole Cherry Pie, Strap-on Lollypops, and who knows...!!! SO GET READY WE ARE GONNA PARTY!!!!!!

TRASH'S FIRST CD "THE BLATANT TRUTH" produced in 2004 and is a range of songs from the beginings of the band in December 2001 up to 2004, the CD is a variety of early tunes from the band.

*****NEWSFLASH***** TRASH IS BACK LIKE GANGBUSTERS MUTHAFUKKAS!!! A NEW CD: "BEER, BOOBS & BOOTY" !!! A NEW BAND !!! AND MORE INSANE TRASH SHOWS!!! You miss this shit and you are gonna feel like the biggest DICKHEAD on the PLANET!!! Don't tell me I didn't warn you!!!!

TRASH's SECOND CD entitled "Beer, Boobs & Booty" is READY TO BE RELEASED!!!! I am in the process of getting my face all over Movies, TV and Commercials. I will self release the CD when I feel it will make the biggest impact.

Until then get over to my UK page: http://www.myspace.com/trashrockstheuk and my Youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/imyourtrash

Enjoy the tunes on my player and the videos too!!

"LOLLYPOP" Video was made possible thanks to: BAR TV a division of DESTINATION TELEVISION, BOCA MUSIC MART, BALDWIN PHOTOGRAPHY, SAVVY PRODUCTIONS, SICKASSO CUSTOM CYCLES, JIMMY STAR, OOBIEVISION and AMP PRESENTS. Shot on Location at the FLORIDA TROPHY SHOP, Ft. Lauderdale, Fl.

Wanna hear more TRASH??? GO TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/TRASHROCKSTHEUK for 5 DIFFERENT TRASH TUNES!!!! ALSO CHECK OUT MY VIDEO SECTION for a 2003 Clip of "OCTOPUSSY" " and a 2006 3 song mini set: "RUB IT" "JUST LIKE CANDY" and "BITCH"!!!

All music and lyrics, and images show on this page and its associated pages are Copyrighted (c) 2004, 2006, 2007, 2008 by TRASH, All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication prohibited.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/19/2004
Band Website: trashrocks.com
Band Members:

Trash was written performed and conceived by TRASH.

TRASH'S MOVIE, TV, COMMERCIAL & RADIO CREDITS


MOVIES
"Phoenix Falling" FANDANGO PICTURES (2008 release) ROCKER
"Work Of Art" STUDIO 214 (2009) JOHNNY
"If I Were Dictator" BIRCH CREEK FILMS (2008 release) ROCKSTAR
"The Morning Zoo" Mr. Mikerrofone Productions (2007) ROD DICKER
"Bachelor Party 2" 20th CENTURY FOX (2008 release) BOOTY DANCER
"Matrimonio alle Bahamas" MEDUSA FILM (Italy 2007) BICYCLIST
"The Sex Drive" DRIVING ALL THE WAY (2008) CARNY BARKER
"Path" Felipe Larotta, Director (2008) GOD
"Blood in the Title" Porque No Productions (2008) KILLER
TELEVISION
"Burn Notice" USA NETWORK Various Roles
"Caminhos do Coração (Ways Of The Heart)" Brazilian TV Vacationer
COMMERCIALS
"Cowboy" TRAFFIC JAM DANCE TOGO Chocolate Barilla - Pavesi
"Dee Snider Alien" VH1 Latin America MTV Networks Dee Snider
"Swift Delivery" DHL (MTV Tr3s) Machado Garcia-Serra Metal Guitarist
"No Shirts" PRESIDENTS CHOICE (Canada) Bensimon Byrne Bicyclist
"Go Long Or Go Home" MAXFLI GOLF NYCA Outlaw Biker
"Shakespearian Squeeze" HEINZ Fandango Pictures Method Actor
"Only The Best Will Do" HEINZ Fandango Pictures Mob Hitman
"Taking Chances" HEINZ Fandango Pictures Internet Weirdo
"On-Trac Man" ON-TRAC SHUTTERS Fandango Pictures On-Trac Man (Voice)
RADIO
Interview MANTALK 640AM Myself
TRASH's GEAR
1987 Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Standard
1976 Fender Telecaster Standard
Marshall JCM2000 50W FULL STACK
1997 Martin OOO-M
1940's Dwight/Supro Lap Steel
1969 Fender Pro Reverb
KORG DTR-2000 Stage Tuner
VINTAGE Pro-Co RAT
TRASH uses MONSTER CABLES and D'Addario Strings
Influences:
"...CENSORSHIP IS HOW THE BAD PEOPLE TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH..." ~FRANK ZAPPA


My influences??? Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness... and featuring Noele Bush and Cindy Brady on Crack.


Sounds Like:

SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR A CHANGE. FREE YOUR MIND. MAKE YOUR OWN ART, ANYONE CAN TRACE A PICTURE, BUT HOW MANY OF YOU CAN PAINT YOUR OWN ORIGINAL CANVAS???? JUST SAY NO TO CHEAP COPIES OF SOMEONE ELSE'S ORIGINAL IDEA. GET A FUCKING CLUE, BEING THE NEXT (INSERT POP ICON HERE) IS NOT NEEDED, CAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE ONE!!!

TRASH CANNOT BE DEFINED IN 2 BANDS OR LESS... AS 99.99999% of the BANDS OUT THERE CAN... I DO NOT FOLLOW THE TRENDS, I DO NOT TRY TO FIT INTO A GENRE, I DO WHAT I DO AND NO ONE ELSE OUT THERE IS DOING ANYTHING REMOTELY CLOSE!!!

"Eatin' Out" from 2007's BEER, BOOBS & BOOTY.

"Junkie Bitch Linda Blair" from 2004's THE BLATANT TRUTH Video by Vladdy Productions. ***PLEASE NOTE: This song IS NOT about the REAL Linda Blair. It is about a character in my band during 2003-4 we called Linda Blair. We do not think Linda Blair is a junkie or anything but COOL as FUCK!!! ;)***

Please read my blogs about Censorship and this video. Thanks!! ~TRASH

"Oil Boys" from 2004's THE BLATANT TRUTH.

"Tits Are Good" from 2007's BEER, BOOBS & BOOTY by VLADDY PRODUCTIONS

"Pro-Life Murder Squad" from 2004's THE BLATANT TRUTH

My vocals have been described as, "... (his) voice... approximates rusty garbage-disposal blades doing a slow gnaw on a steak knife. It's miles over the top and hard to listen to with a straight face -- and that's good.." (Jeff Stratton, Bandwidth, "Freedom Of Speech" NEW TIMES Broward/Palm Beach 5/9/02) The music is what happens when Frank Zappa meets Motley Crue in a porno movie.

Any music that is performed well is ALL GOOD. Its been said that Rock has splintered, I think that totally blows. Whatever the song calls for is the genre I play it in. ...And I love it all the sleazier the better!!! Why people insist on listening to just one genre is beyond me, there is great shit to be found in EVERY GENRE!!!! ROCK AND ROLL FOREVER LETS ALL STICK TOGETHER PEOPLE, FROM HEAVY METAL TO JAZZ, ITS ALL GOOD!!!!!

Bands and Musicians that warped my brain: FRANK ZAPPA (...is GOD), STEVE VAI, TRASH, GWAR, TWISTED SISTER, KILL ALLEN WRENCH, CYCLE SLUTS FROM HELL, IMPOTENT SEASNAKES, THE MISFITS, SOUTHERN CULTURE ON THE SKIDS, TOILET BOYS, CHICKENBOX, PRIMUS, SPINAL TAP, ALICE COOPER, ROB ZOMBIE, LENNY KRAVITZ, AEROSMITH, NINE INCH NAILS, MARILYN MANSON, JACK OFF JILL, FASTER PUSSYCAT, NASHVILLE PUSSY, DANZIG, MOTORHEAD, GREEN JELLO, DEAD KENNEDYS, PIGFACE, BEASTIE BOYS, AC/DC, RAMONES, BLACK SABBATH, BAD BRAINS, JOE SATRIANI, MOTLEY CRUE, WEIRD AL YANKOVICH, ICP INSANE CLOWN POSSE, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, KISS, RATT, THE CRAMPS, SEX PISTOLS, VIOLENT FEMMES, SUICIDE GIRLS, THE MARY TYLER WHORES, Unknown Hinson, Motograter, Fishbone, The Bloodblisters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, New York Dolls, Chokin Susan, Dave and the Dirtbombs, The Seamonsters, Blind Rage, Mindlikewater, Metallica, Ministry, Type O Negative, Biohazard, Pantera, Genitorturers, Superjoint Ritual, The Other Half, Weezer, Muddy Waters, BB King, Jimi Hendrix, Steve Morse, Janis Joplin, The Doors, Bob Dylan, Hot Tuna, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Adrian Belew, Thin Lizzy, The Rolling Stones, Hank Williams I, Hank III, Woody Guthrie, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Janes Addiction, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Johnny Cash, James Taylor, Willie Nelson, Bobby Darin, Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett, John Denver, Neil Young, Jerry Garcia, Bob Marley, Steel Pulse, Dead Milkmen, Pixies, Dinosaur Jr., Tenacious D, They Might Be Giants, Lazlo Bane, The (Silent) Rage, Samsara, Allen Ashworth, Newave Hookers, 2SDW, Kilmo and the Killers, Soundgarden, Commander Cody, Jack Black, Pornography, Chronic, Jack Daniels, Jagermeister, Jose Cuervo, Hustler Magazine, Playboy Magazine, Penthouse Magazine, Strippers, Porn Stars, Les Paul, Marshall Stacks and oh so many more...


Record Label: CIRCULAR FILE RECORDS
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

BURN NOTICE USA-TV

It was great to be back on the set of USA-TV's "Burn Notice"! Saw a bunch of friends and met some new ones! The Casting Director requested me to be a "Homeless Recycler" who sees Jeffery Don...
Posted by TRASH on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:56:00 PST

My First IMDB Credit!!!

I have had several projects pending with their IMDB (Internet Movie Database) credits for projects I've done etc.. Mostly because they are Independent Movies and they are just being released into the ...
Posted by TRASH on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:40:00 PST

Mega Films and BURN NOTICE

I just got done filming a scene for MEGA FILMS Vampire TV show featuring Chayanne. It was a great time, I got to work with some VERY COOL people, and they let me wear my wardrobe, in fact they LOVED I...
Posted by TRASH on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:14:00 PST

NO ART IS POLITICALLY CORRECT

Look at what you are being served. You are spoon fed a diet of Politically Correct Media. Watch any major network, turn on the radio, go to the movies... and what do you get??? Stereotypical CRAP. Yo...
Posted by TRASH on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:31:00 PST

"PATH" and "BLOOD IN THE TITLE" PLUS UPDATES!!

I've got 2 short films to post soon to youtube!! They will be added on this page too, so you can find them easily. First up is a film entitled "PATH" as you can see from my photos, I played Jesus Chri...
Posted by TRASH on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:40:00 PST

THE NUMBER ONE UNSIGNED ROCK VIDEO IN FLORIDA!!!

Thats right with 35,000 + (as of today) plays on Youtube since its posting last March 26th, and 200 + plays every day with no signs of stopping, my LOLLYPOP video is the NUMBER ONE UNSIGNED ROCK VIDEO...
Posted by TRASH on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:31:00 PST

This week in the TRASH heap...

I thought about the things that happened this week. Yeah it was a rollercoaster week but there were some seriously great things that happened as well. For starters, I began to think about the people t...
Posted by TRASH on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:08:00 PST

Just when you think you got a big break...

I was booked for the Dunkin Donuts commercial only to be cut an hour ago!!! I AM SOOO PISSED!!!! ...and to top it off I went out and spent money getting my truck ready for the trip etc etc AND NOW I g...
Posted by TRASH on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:22:00 PST

Real friends... a poem

Real friends are there through and through No matter what you say, no matter what you do Because they know the stuff that makes you up They wouldn't try and kick you when you're down on your luck They...
Posted by TRASH on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:05:00 PST

ANNOUNCING THE TRASH SONGPLAY DRIVE!! SUPPORT TRASH!!

Starting today, I am asking all of you out there to join in TRASH'S SONGPLAY DRIVE!!! Its simple, FIRST sign up by pledging in a COMMENT to this BLOG. Then, you just go onto my page and play all ...
Posted by TRASH on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:21:00 PST