"HERE ARE ALL MY DISCLAIMERS,PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU ASK!!
1)I try not to take myself too seriously,if you do,then keep moving, no need to add me, only peeps who can appreciate my dork like humor need apply.
2)"Satanist", I only add people who are associated with the CoS. And please don't try and fake it, WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Just because you buy a copy of The Satanic Bible at Barnes and Noble, wear all black, listen to M. Manson and have 666 in your user name doesn't make you look any better to me.AND if you are hostile to The CoS, or call yourself a "Luciferian" or are a "Pseudo-Satanist", don't email me or try and explain why the members of the CoS are stuck up assholes. We are just better than you, stop being a jealous assfuck and move on.
3)Bands...listen, I am a music whore! Not a groupie, a chick who loves some bad ass music. As you can see, most of what I like is from the 80's glam/sleaze era. I was basically dumped in 1988 on the Sunset Strip and refuse to leave. Back to the point, don't add me because ya see the big ass pentagram and assume I must like death/goth/doom metal, because I don't. Look at my profile first.I do not take bands request, if I want you, I will seek you out.
4)Guys, if you request me and I see that most of your people on your friends list are half nekkid chicks with all their goodies hanging out,go away!!! I will send you a bitchy ass email.
5)PLEASE use proper grammar and spelling when writing to me. Stupidity will get you deleted faster than a dead beat dad running from the attorney general!
6)If I feel you are stalking me, you get deleted! One email is plenty! If I dont answer you right away, please DO NOT send me 5 emails! I get a TON of emails a day,5 of the same emails will only piss me off more!
7)Please offer a bottle of Patron to the Goddess of The Peachy when asked.
I'd like to meet:
The other 14 people in my head. It's like a orgy up there!
Music:
Meeting Phil Lewis for the first time last year is an experience I will NEVER forget. He even let me carry his guitar backstage and I "tried" to put it in his case. *sigh* I'll never forget it! And may I add he smelled SO good!
Phil, I'm gonna need you NOT to be some fucking hot! K? Thanks~Peachy
Faster Pussycat (ONLY WITH TAIME DOWNE ON VOCALS),LA Guns (ONLY WITH PHIL LEWIS ON VOCALS)Bang Tango,Enuff'z Nuff,Ratt,Pretty Boy Floyd,Hanoi Rocks,Guns n Roses,Motley Crue,W.A.S.P..ok ANY and ALL sleezy glam bands, just something about a man and lipstick that gets my juices flowing ya'll! I was a HUGE Duranie in my jr high days! Must give props to Duran Duran for my earliest wet dreams!OASIS (Liam Gallagher fucking yum),Smashing Pumpkins,Type o Negative,KMFDM,My Life with the Thrill kill Kult,Lords of Acid, The Newlydeads,The White Stripes, 45 Grave and of course The Beatles. I AM always looking for new bands to throw my panties at.I'm a big music whore, means if ya sound and look good, I'll listen to ya.
JUST SOME FANS OF MINE
SCOTTY GRIFFIN FROM LA GUNS
SCOTTY AND THE RAINBOW GIRL HERSELF, MISS PATTI!
PATTI AND DEE DEE KEEL SHOWING LOVE AT THE RAINBOW
~LA GUNS W/ KERI KELLI WHAT MY WET DREAMS ARE ARE OF~
GREAT STEVER SUMMERS SLIDE SHOW MADE JUST FOR ME BY ESW PHOTOGRAPHY
Movies:
Dangerous Liasons,Hairspray,Faster Pussycat Kill Kill,Spinal Tap,Some like it hot,Arsenic and old lace,The ORIGINAL Dracula,Beyond the Valley of the Dolls,Pulp Fiction,Napoleon Dynamite (Sweet) all Bela Lugosi movies,The Omen,Breakfast at Tiffany's,Ed Wood, O brother where art thou,Rocky Horror,The Blues Brothers, anything Bette Davis and ANYTHING staring John Malkovich!!
Television:
The Office, Seinfeld,Despereate Housewives, Its always sunny in Philadelphia,ALL VH-1 reality shows,Family Guy, The Simpsons, House, all those judge type shows. reruns of lets make a deal,ABFAB.My name is earl,Metal Mania
Books:
The joy of sex, The Satanic Witch, The Satanic Bible,The Satanic Rituals, many wonderful writings from fellow members of the CoS, The Satanic Scriptures, The very hungry caterpillar,The Holy Bible,Anne Rice, and cheesy romantic vampire novels,Poppy Z Brite,Gothic Victorian Lit
Heroes:
The person who invented the tampon
MY 2 IDOLS...DOLLY PARTON AND MAE WEST
AGNES MOOREHEAD...ME IN 40 YEARS
ME AND MY DAUGHTER LAMIA
MY VERY BEST FRIEND AND PARTNER IN CRIME
WICKED
YOU SEE THIS GUY, HE'S MINE, DON'T TOUCH! NO TOUCHY MY JOSH
PHIL,WICKED AND ME...
YES, I AM ON THE PHONE WITH BOTH OF THEM
ME AND KERI WE ARE THE PATRON SISTERS
STEVE SUMMERS AND MY SWEET SHANDI!
WITH THE AMAZING ALEXX IN THE BACKGROUND! LOVE ALL OF YOU!
I AM ALSO BOBBY LEMONADE'S CULT LEADER
DRINK UP KIDDIES, IT ONLY HURTS FOR A SECOND
ME AT AGE 13 IN MOTLEY CRUE'S HOME SWEET HOME VIDEO
I WORE A BLUE TIGER PRINT SHIRT...SO 80'S
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME SOME BLONDE TAIME!
AMERICAN IDOL DAVID COOK!
AWW AND JACK WHITE...
THANKS FOR DROPPING BY THE PEACHY PIT!
YA'LL COME BACK NOW YA HEAR?
