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Joe Netherworld

Something wicked this way comes.

About Me

Though not born Joe Netherworld I inherited the title after years of being refereed to as "Joe the guy who owns Netherworld, It became shortened to "Joe Netherworld" and so it remains. It does sum up my whole life and aesthetic. My entire life has been immersed in various Dark diversions that evolved into my current incarnation and business. I have been involved in every dark corner of commerce and art from my comic book days writing "Lovely Prudence" to producing model kits of Marilyn Manson and Edward ScissorHands. I have been called weird by John Waters and Dangerous by Willaim S. Burroughs that should clue you in. I make total environments that encompass my twisted aesthetic. Somewhere between Gothic fairy tale and Satan's Boudoir . Inspired by all things Dark and mysterious my perfect world is part Haunted Palace and part Dark Forest with a heaping spoonful of decaying Victoriana. Chinese Whorehouse and Transylvanian Chic. They don't call me America's Favorite Satanist for nothing, I produce every vice on the list from bootlegging real Absinthe to producing pornography..... I create Evil Jewelry and beautiful custom Brass Knuckles..... All Good Things for Bad people ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------- .. width="425" height="350" .... houseofnetherworld.com My life is rated NC-17!
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My Interests

World Domination, My army of flying monkeys, making the world a more interesting place by redesigning it one night club, dungeon or living room at a time.HOT RODS RAT RODS and T BUCKETSTATTOOED ROCK and ROLL SATANIC PORNSTARSThe Witches of Salem (my freinds out there not the historic ones..)leading people to the Dark SideHALLOWEEN 24/7ABSINTHE AND JAGERMEISTER (ask anyone who knows me!!!)carrying on the work of the late great Dr. Scolopendra who taught me the only good science is mad science. I make Good Things for Bad People. A slightly more Satanic Martha Stewart How I make my money in the Mortal world: ..
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I'd like to meet:

All the CREATURES of the NIGHT.
Tattooed degenerates.....
Satanic Pornstars
all who will OBEY my terrible terrible will..........
Martha Stewart and Satan
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You scored as Black Beard. When you finally die and enter Hell, the devil will hand over his reign and bow.

Black Beard


100%

Captain Jack Sparrow


67%

Will Turner


67%

Captain Barbosa


67%

Mary Read


67%

Sinbad


67%

Long John Silvers


67%

Morgan Adams


50%

Dread Pirate Roberts


25%

Captain James T. Hook


25%
What kind of Pirate are you?
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You are either truly a Satanist or you've certainly
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Music:

Rasputina, Suicide City, Wednesday 13, Nick Cave, Voltaire, Johny Cash and a whole lot of crazy house music........ and of course the sound track to my life Marianne Faithfull BONE YARD BETTY!
Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar
genius, with equal passion for the most
degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the
beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy physicality of the devil breeds lust. The devil's call to return to primal instincts often creates conflict in a society in which many of these instincts must be kept under control. Challenges posed by our physical bodies can be overcome by strength in the mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our material creativity. The devil knows physical pleasure and how to manipulate the physical world. Material creativity finds its output in such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and sex. The self-actualized person is able to accept the sensuality and usefulness of the devil's gifts while remaining in control of any darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck. http://hometown.aol.com/newtarotdeck/
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Movies:

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Get this video and more at MySpace.comThe Abominable Dr. Phibes, Phantom of the Paradise, Gangs of New York (for Bill the Butcher alone!!!!) Tomb of Lygeia Hocus Pocus cuz it has Bette Midler lookin her Buck toothed best. Bubble Boy and though many don't know it, Nothing But Trouble........Big Trouble in Little China "I am the Goth David Lopan" CURSE OF THE DEMON!!!!! cuz it's tattooed on my fore arm. SUNSET BLVD !!!!! any movie that features a midnight moonlight monkey funeral is all good....... the Reflecting Skin......so very creepy. You Are Edward From "Edward Scissorhands."
You are very shy and often misunderstood. Innocent, sweet, and artistic, you like to pass your days by daydreaming and expressing yourself through the arts. You are a truly unique individual. Unfortunately, you are quite lonely, and few people truly understand you.
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Television:

anything Black and White featuring a monster theme.....Munsters, Addams family........ Family Guy and Simpson cuz they is funny...... Cops so I can always feel superior to someone new every day........ and the new scarier Martha
Mugatu.

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Books:

.. width="425" height="350" ....so many books...................Grendel by John Gardener........Unmasked, the story of Vincent Price, Satan Speaks, and pretty much anything about or by Dr. Lavey. Tesla, History in a bottle, the story of Absinthe. the Alienist by Caleb Carr the Gorhmanghast trilogy by Mervin Peake, a magnificent set of books.....

Heroes:

Vincent Price, William S. Burroughs, Anton LaVey, Clive Barker, Nicoli Tesla, Divine, Marianne Faithfull to name a few
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My Blog

Anton LaVey Bust off and running

Just wanted to update on the Dr. LaVey bust. I have been mostly promoting it through COS venues and some myspace posts but in the coming weeks it will be part of my national advertising campaign for H...
Posted by Joe Netherworld on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:51:00 PST

general updates

Just some randon updates until more detailed blogs are written Anton LaVey tribute bust is complete, just added 2 new finishes instead of only the bronze.  "Iron Age Anton" and "Etruscan Anton" a...
Posted by Joe Netherworld on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:01:00 PST

I just Killed a Hippie!

Calm done folks, I only cut my hair!  after weeks of wondering why I was growing my hair out I just decided it was time to go.  That and I saw some local aquaintences on the street the other...
Posted by Joe Netherworld on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:52:00 PST

Typhoid Mary of Poughkeepise

If you see me out and about RUN!!!!! I have a Hellacious head cold lurking in one nostril and one eye.... like Fuckin’ Quasimodo.  It is so bad it is exactly what I would wish on my worst e...
Posted by Joe Netherworld on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:14:00 PST

Anton LaVey Bust finished!

Well the Anton LaVey Bust is finished being sculpted and I started mold making preperations today.  More pictures will follow of the final sculpt and some behind the scenes pics of the mold makin...
Posted by Joe Netherworld on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:34:00 PST

I Remember Herman

I Remember Herman: after re-reading a section from Peter Gilmore's Satanic Scriptures I have been moved to write about my "Lost Babylon" and specifically Herman Slater and his amazing store "Magical ...
Posted by Joe Netherworld on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:13:00 PST

The Return of Dr. Scolopendra!

after about a year of mulling things over I have resurrected Dr. Scolopendra, my nefarious necromantic Mad scientist alter ego...... One part performance art 3 parts arcane occult experiment and a das...
Posted by Joe Netherworld on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:04:00 PST

Man is a bad animal

Humans and Animals of recent events both national and local I felt the need to vent a tad about animal abuse let me start it like this: without a doubt I love animals over people hands down. Especial...
Posted by Joe Netherworld on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:15:00 PST

Cicada and Hornet

a little tone poem that should describe a certain part of me: This after noon while chatting with Seamus and Laura by the Koi Pond, I spied a hornet (very large) fighting and killing a cicada.  N...
Posted by Joe Netherworld on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:51:00 PST

Words........and Lyrics

Sometimes I think back about the people who have passed through my life, the ones who are gone and the ones I have lost along the way.  and all had something to say that at times was not heard by...
Posted by Joe Netherworld on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST