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Rev. Muppet John

Muhahahahaha!!!!

About Me

I don't "worship" the Devil... but I do agree with alot of the things he tells me. We are all "Monkeys." Join My Cult and become aware and accept this fact. Are you a Satanist? (Version 6.5!)
You are either truly a Satanist or you've certainly studied your sources!
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You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


100%

atheism


96%

Paganism


71%

Buddhism


54%

Islam


50%

agnosticism


33%

Judaism


33%

Hinduism


8%

Christianity


0%
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My Interests

I enjoy Skateboarding (poorly), collecting 70's crap such as Record LP's and Planet of the Apes memorabila, Drawing & Painting.

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I LOVE Bettie Page...

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Books:

The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey made me realize that there were others out there who think like me. The first time I read it I was still in High School and bought it because I lived for Heavy Metal music and thought it would be cool and full of evil spells and goofy crap. It scared the sh*t out of me! Not because of any of that, but because there was a true philosophy and understanding behind it that I totally agreed with and at that age I was not ready to embrace the idea of truly being a "Satanist".

Heroes:

Jim Henson, besides my parents I credit him for the little good there is in me.Dolemite, the baddest Motherfucker on the planet!!!!Gene SimmonsMarilyn Manson & Anton LaVeyMIKE VALLELY ..Steve O "relaxing" with us backstage...My Sister Tina and O.J. Simpson...

My Blog

The end of the happiest place on Earth

So, friends are no longer welcome at Scuttlebutt's anymore. Guess we distracted everyone by having fun. Wouldn't want anybody to do that in a titty bar. Its a place of business. Guess we need somethin...
Posted by Rev. Muppet John on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:51:00 PST

Newest waste of time. Muhahahahaha!!!

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?No, but I've licked the backside of this one girl to get.... nevermind. What's the largest age difference between yourself andsomeone you...
Posted by Rev. Muppet John on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST

History of Muppet John survey

THE HISTORY OF...YOU:Rev. Muppet JohnWere you a planned baby?I don't think the first one ever is. ;)Were you the first?Yep. ;)Who was present at your birth?ummm... I don't remember but I'm pretty sure...
Posted by Rev. Muppet John on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:06:00 PST

My baby's back!!

So I've been doing stuff around the house to get it all out of the way before I go back to work Saturday. I decided to take a look at my fallen 70's stereo. A victim of that last Hellacious party here...
Posted by Rev. Muppet John on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST

New Year's did not disappoint.

So, there was the party at Eric's Mom & Dad's. We all knew it would be bad. Lot's of drinking and getting out of control and it did not disappoint. It started out very predictible. Trying to conv...
Posted by Rev. Muppet John on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST

The party ends January 13th.

Well, I knew it was coming. I went to the Doctor this afternoon and he cleared me to go back to work on January 13th. Luckily its a Saturday, so its an easy day and I'll have Sunday to recover from th...
Posted by Rev. Muppet John on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 03:19:00 PST

I'm still a bum!!!! Muhahahahahaha!!!

So I went to the Doctor today and he finally removed my cast!!!  Yay!!!! I told him that my arm hurt more than I thought it should when I tried to use it. So, he sent me to get new X-rays. I come...
Posted by Rev. Muppet John on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:47:00 PST

Rest In Peace Eric Carr

  Its been 15 years since Eric Carr died. When I was a teenager my Dad took me and some of my friends to see KISS for the Crazy Nights tour back when we still lived up in Boston. Before the ...
Posted by Rev. Muppet John on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:50:00 PST

Do you remember?...

01. Are you a child of the 70's, 80's, or 90's? Best childhood memories came from the 70's. That's why I'm still obsessed with them.02. Where were you born? Waltham Mass. Suburb of Boston.03. If you w...
Posted by Rev. Muppet John on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:58:00 PST

Latest babbling survey

1. When is the last time you held hands with someone? Held hands with Seth at School today, does that count? 2. If you woke up as the opposite gender, what's the one thing you do? Dance naked in front...
Posted by Rev. Muppet John on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:33:00 PST