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Daisy the deviant ducky

Quack for me, bitches!!!

About Me


I'm a petite yellow rubber female duck. I'm into breadcrumbs, crackers, popcorn, small shiny things, swimming, squeaking, vibrating, bubble baths, water play, BDSM, ball-gags, "duck" tape, hand cuffs, rope, spiked collars, leather/PVC, being spanked, (I can be a very, very naughty little duck!), hanging with my roommate and meeting new friends! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Count Duckula, Bubba the Caveduck, Donald Duck, Quackmore Duck, Darkwing Duck/Drake Mallard, Quackerjack, The Chick and The Duck from Friends, The ducks in Star Wars, The Aflac duck, Howard the Duck, Doobie Duck (and his disco bus), Destroyer Duck, Duckman Drake, Daffy Duck, Duck Dodgers, Plucky Duck, Shirley the Loon, Big Bird, Ron Jeremy and other deviant bathtub toys!

Music:

My musical tastes vary but my favorites are: The Byrds, The Quackomatics, Duck 4 Cover, Aquacktics, The Ponds, Journey South

Heroes:

Which Rubber Ducky Are You?
You are the duck devil! You tease others, create chaos and love to have fun.
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You sexy orange bitch!
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Punk forever! Anarchy! Quack bitches!!
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Your DISCO DUCK! You like shiny things, kinky sex with strangers and Studio 54 style debachery.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Daisy (The Luv Duck)
Birthday: February 3rd
Birthplace: A factory in China
Current Location: My roomate's bathtub
Eye Color: blue
Height: 0'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left winged
Your Heritage: I come from a long (assembly) line of vibrating rubber "Luv" ducks
The Shoes You Wore Today: belly high red PVC boots
Your Weakness: Devil ducks...I love the bad boys! ;)
Your Fears: fire (I could melt!), My roomate's dog (The psychotic mutt thinks I'm a dog toy!)
Your Perfect Pizza: I don't have to eat, I run on batteries!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to get new longer lasting batteries!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm 9 1/2 inches uncut
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the hell is the aspirin?
Your Best Physical Feature: I have a great tail!
Your Bedtime: When the bathwater drains and the sun comes up!
Your Most Missed Memory: The yellow party in Miami last year...
Pepsi or Coke: I don't care as long as it has Jack Daniels in it!
MacDonalds or Burger King: see "your perfect pizza"
Single or Group Dates: Group baby!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither...but I do love a potent "cosmic" mushroom tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate! (I am a girl duck...)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither! Too hot!!!
Do you Smoke: Only the finest...
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: No. But, I do buzz when I vibrate!
Do you Shower Daily: Shower? No. Bathe? Yes!
Have you Been in Love: Yes. The yellow bastard broke my little heart!
Do you want to go to College: Only to the parties!
Do you want to get Married: Why?
Do you belive in yourself: Yes!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I am a sexy little yellow bitch! Holla!!
Are you a Health Freak: I get plenty of excercise! Bzzzzzzzzz
Do you get along with your Parents: No. Daddy hits when he drinks. :(
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No. But, I like boy ducks that do! I have a weakness for mucisicians!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinking now!
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm also rocking the chronic now!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Many! I'm a very busy little duck!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No. I prefer adult boutiques.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: see "your perfect pizza"
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: see "your perfect pizza"
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does the "Donkey Show" count? (see my pics)
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Many times!! Quack!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I quack the fifth...
Ever been Drunk: I am now...
Ever been called a Tease: No, I put out!
Ever been Beaten up: No. I do love to be whipped and spanked though! I can be a bad little ducky!
Ever Shoplifted: I quack the fifth!
How do you want to Die: autoerotic asphixiation accident......You may as well go out with a big smile!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: either a pirate astronaut or a professional vibrating submissive
What country would you most like to Visit: I'm happy here! International flights are a bitch! Although, I do enjoy the cavity searches!....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: none
Short or Long Hair: I like a smooth rubber man!
Height: 0'6"- 0'7"
Weight: 1/4 lb.
Best Clothing Style: NONE!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many parties....I've lost count!
Number of CDs I own: ?
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: QUACK!!!!
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My Blog

Children's books that didn't make the cut...

    A "touch and feel" book...nice touch!    ...
Posted by Daisy the deviant ducky on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:07:00 PST

Things that don't surprise me....

      Damn Photobucket NAZIS!!!! This was a picture of Bert fisting Ernie. I'll host it elsewhere and post it again. Quack!!...
Posted by Daisy the deviant ducky on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:30:00 PST

Places I would like to visit..

      If anyone knows where these places are...PLEASE...do a ducky a solid and let me know!  Thanks, guys! :)  ...
Posted by Daisy the deviant ducky on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

Some of my favorite takeoffs on the

    And my favorite.... ...
Posted by Daisy the deviant ducky on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:20:00 PST

Biff does the "Dirty Sanchez" in widescreen!


Posted by Daisy the deviant ducky on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST

HELP!!! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!! (Live feed from Bekx's office) They just got Dave!! AAAARRRRGGH!


Posted by Daisy the deviant ducky on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:22:00 PST

Someone loves dragons.....

I love that he named it "Puff"!
Posted by Daisy the deviant ducky on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

Horoscopes!

  
Posted by Daisy the deviant ducky on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:14:00 PST

She REALLY likes pickles!!!!!!


Posted by Daisy the deviant ducky on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:00:00 PST

Which F%.$@. up version of Hello Kitty are you?

     what fucked version of hello kitty are you?  I was given a tie-breaker question.  I couldn't decide so...I guess I'm a bit of both! Take this quiz at Q...
Posted by Daisy the deviant ducky on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:13:00 PST