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Charles is a ligand

I think I'm going to spend the rest of the night contemplating what it means to be squirrely

About Me

I like anything to do with biology, chemistry, or astronomy. Especially if it involves microscopes, telescopes, or hazardous chemicals.
I also like healing people with my magic Zeus amulet. My cat is the president of a small central Asian country. If you need a cheap AK-47, my cat can help you out.
Cephalopods are the best!
I just bought my first gaming system. It is one of those $20 Mrs Pac-man joystick games that also has pole position and Galaga on it. I play it on an HDTV.
I don't want any ring tones, gift cards, or a way to make easy money from home. I also don't want to ride your "friend train." If I want friends, I will invite them one at a time.
If you want to be added as a friend send me a short message along with a resume. The new friend selection board meets every Tuesday, you will be informed that Wednesday. I demand absolute loyalty from my friends, but trust me it is worth it, I'm one hell of a friend.
I love scientology
I took part in the Milgram experiment
You should destroy MySpace Layouts by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

I don't have any interest anymore. It seems I stood next to a powerful magnet and it erased my floppy drive.

I'd like to meet:



Bender from futurama or killface from frisky dingo

PEOPLE I DO NOT WANT TO MEET: The HIV virus, Coprophagous mammals, or Jesus

PEOPLE I"M NOT SURE ABOUT: Grendal, anyone named Samantha, and bear-dogs (rumored to be extinct)

If you want or don't want to be in my top 24 send me a message. I'll see what I can do.

Music:

God came to me in a vision and told me to listen only to Brittney Spears and Falco.

Movies:

Season 1 of the "flight of conchords" Because it's business, it's business time!

Television:

YouTube. Really. It's like TV only with a shorter necessary attention span and the writing is often better.

Books:

Insects: Their Natural History and Diversity with a photographic guide. By Stephen A. Marshal
The Blind Watchmaker by Richard Dawkins
The Illustrated Guide to Drawing Pornographic Disney Cartoons by The Internet

Heroes:

Australopithecus afarensis, Homo neanderthalensis, Pan paniscus, Ununoctium, Johannes Gensfleisch zur Laden zum Gutenberg, George Clymer, Murray Gell-Mann, Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar, The Praetorian Guard, Zarathustra, Peter Griffin, Jack Handy, Master Shake, Unfrozen caveman lawyer, and all of the participants of the whiskey rebellion.

My Blog

finals

One week of school left before summer.  Thank god... or Horus, whomever controls school and whatnot. 
Posted by Charles is a ligand on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:00:00 PST

the onion

The onion nails my take on the current presidential candidates:http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/can didates...
Posted by Charles is a ligand on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:39:00 PST

screwing off

I am the king of being unproductive.  Today I acomplished nothing.  Absolutely nothing.
Posted by Charles is a ligand on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:15:00 PST

Dead Computer

I killed my almost brand new laptop the night before last.  I was working on some graphs for a chem lab and I spilled a liter of green tea directly into it.  It turns out that green tea is n...
Posted by Charles is a ligand on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:05:00 PST

YouTube makes writers strike irrelevant

Does anyone care about the stupid writers guild strike?  I don't, and I will give you two reasons why.  First, I can't tell the difference between them being on strike and not.  TV suck...
Posted by Charles is a ligand on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:59:00 PST

MRSA in my nose

Today I did a search on webmd for methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus (MRSA).  I thought I had some on my thumb, but I wasn't sure.  I went and checked it out and I'm 80% certain I d...
Posted by Charles is a ligand on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:23:00 PST

The Epic of Gilgamesh, interpreted by a paratrooper

For my English class I have to read and "interpret" the Epic of Gilgamesh.  I quickly realized that I don't interpret literature like everyone else.  I give to you my summery of this timeles...
Posted by Charles is a ligand on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:43:00 PST

The Elimination of some friends

Well, I went though my friends list and elimenated most of them.  For all of the amusement of having 300 toms, it was becoming to difficult to find the people I wanted to.  I was deleting st...
Posted by Charles is a ligand on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:22:00 PST

Life Update

Just dropping a blog down to stop any rumors of my death or arrest.  No, it is actually my complete laziness that has caused a lack of posting anything here in a while.I know everyone is sitting ...
Posted by Charles is a ligand on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:34:00 PST

Golden Compass

I saw a sneek preview of the golden compass tonight and it was a good movie.  I don't care what anyone tells you, it is worth seeing this movie.  It was not anti-religious (although the bad ...
Posted by Charles is a ligand on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:36:00 PST