Besides throwing dirtballs at ducks, I like to make fun of animals that do stupid pet tricks! Get a life will ya!
I also like to spend time with my pet fleas and ticks. Altogether I have 2,328 of them that reside on my body and in my hair. I am working towards a goal of having 5,000 of them, which is why I avoid baths like the plague. I don't want to lose any of my pet fleas or ticks.
You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.
How Scary Are You?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Some people collect those state quarters. Screw that! I want to collect friends.
I would like to get at least one friend from all 50 of the States, and one from every other country while I'm at it! I want a diverse selection of friends.
States
Alabama (1),
Alaska (2),
Arizona (2),
Arkansas (1),
California (27),
Colorado (2),
Connecticut (1),
Delaware (2),
Florida (6),
Georgia (2),
Hawaii (1),
Idaho (1),
Illinois (5),
Indiana (1),
Iowa (1),
Kansas (1),
Kentucky (1),
Louisiana (2),
Maine (),
Maryland (3),
Massachusetts (3),
Michigan (2),
Minnesota (1),
Mississippi (),
Missouri (1),
Montana (1),
Nebraska (1),
Nevada (1),
New Hampshire (1),
New Jersey (3),
New Mexico (2),
New York (6),
North Carolina (3),
North Dakota (),
Ohio (3),
Oklahoma (1),
Oregon (9),
Pennsylvania (2),
Rhode Island (2),
South Carolina (1),
South Dakota (),
Tennessee (2),
Texas (4),
Utah (1),
Vermont (),
Virginia (3),
Washington (2),
Washington, D.C. (1),
West Virginia (2),
Wisconsin (3),
Wyoming (),
Unknown (9)
Other Countries
Afghanistan (1),
American Samoa (1),
Anguilla (1),
Antarctica (2),
Antigua & Barbuda (1),
Argentina (1),
Armenia (1),
Aruba (1),
Australia (4),
Austria (3),
Bahama's (1),
Barbados (1),
Belarus (1),
Belgium (2),
Belize (1),
Benin (1),
Bhutan (1),
Bolivia (2),
Bosnia & Herzegowina (2),
Brazil (1),
Brunei Darussalam (1),
Bulgaria (1),
Burundi (1),
Canada (4),
China (1),
Croatia (Hrvatska) (1),
Cuba (1),
Denmark (2),
East Timor (1),
Ecuador (1),
Egypt (1),
El Salvador (1),
Estonia (1),
France (1),
Gabon (1),
Germany (3),
Ghana (1),
Greece (2),
Guam (1),
Guatemala (1),
Japan (3),
Norway (2),
Singapore (1),
Spain (2),
United Kingdom (12),
Zimbabwe (1)
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