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The Avon Lady

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About Me

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My husband Randy AndyI hit the angry doggies with my bag of goodiesAvon caters for everybodyI deliver Avon brochures along the short streets of my small town. I sell lipsticks and deodorant door-to-door, canvass an area of a couple hundred homes hidden by juniper and cedar, a place still untouched by the recent years of rocket-crazy real estate investors. I leave my books on faded wooden door steps and cracked driveways. I wait for customers to call with orders. I demonstrate delicate lotions and spray perfumes.Avon gave me a reason to connect to humanity, a reason to extend my hand to touch another person. Avon gave me a backpack of glamour, and though my skin glows pink and my legs are soft and smooth, the real beauty happens every time I knock on a door and a new person answers.
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My Interests

Something strange happened, something I didn't expect. I started experimenting with my Avon goodies and discovered I liked a lot of them! Not all of them, mind you, but enough to keep me interested I..m glad I found you Waldo!.......Thankyou my friend for this one! 2 satisfied customers

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who opens the door.

Books:

Any Avon brochure I can browse for hours, when i find my glasses."WHERE..S THAT FREE GIFT?"

Heroes:

A woman who knows how to wear a hat and feel good about it.A beautiful womanA woman who knows how to apply Avon make up.

My Blog

Translating Cosmetic Poetry

Translating Cosmetic Poetry   Has anyone listened to a cosmetic advert or read an Avon pamphlet and been totally mesmerized at the wonderful language used to sell the product?  Then have you...
Posted by The Avon Lady on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:42:00 PST

We are all beautiful

Who are these women?                   They dont look like they milk a cow or cook spaghetti. I bet they dont drive 15 year old cars, ...
Posted by The Avon Lady on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 03:44:00 PST

Nutimetics Pamper Party

Nutrimetics Pamper Party   I must tell the world about my latest adventure.   Last night I was invited to a Nutimetics Pamper Party. I know what your all thinking..the Avon Lady with all he...
Posted by The Avon Lady on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:28:00 PST

The issue of Doggy poop

To all my favourite customers,   The Avon company has urged me to post this Blog, after a complaint from one of my customers.   As you all know The Avon Lady is born to serve the community....
Posted by The Avon Lady on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:00:00 PST