Gangzta Crabby

Click Here to get this from FreeFlashToys.com!Some view me as a parasite, but I would never call myself that. I'm a lean mean sex machine. In addition, if you sleep around with dirty peeps than you'll sure get me. I love unshaved pubic hair on both guys and girlies. I love to bite and crawl all over your hood. I find myself rather attractive, I have lots of friends and we lay a lot of eggies, because we're always gettin down with our bad selves. Just like you, see while you’re having fun bumping and grinding, I'm climbing aboard cause I'm what I like to be referred to as a drifter. I go from one hood to the next. So please don’t practice abstinence like Bush wants. Also, long pubic hair is back in so please stop shaving bald.Absolutely adore this picture of myself; I was having so much fun, as you can see swinging from some nice pubic hair.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Crab Leg-Alaskin
Birthday: March 6, 1924
Birthplace: Uranus
Current Location: Philadelphia
Eye Color: Purple
Height: fuck if I know
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both handed
Your Heritage: Crabage
The Shoes You Wore Today: Do not wear shoes
Your Weakness: Pubic hair
Your Fears: That everyone would shave bald
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese pizza with extra pubic hair
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To see as many hoods as I can
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Got Pubes?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta get me some pubes
Your Best Physical Feature: My tits and ass
Your Bedtime: Depends on what I am up to
Your Most Missed Memory: All the orgies with all the pubic hair
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group, shit yeah!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like both hehe
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: Just drugs
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: Fa la la la la
Do you Shower Daily: Depends if I'm feelin dirty or not
Have you Been in Love: All the time
Do you want to go to College: indeed
Do you want to get Married: definately
Do you belive in yourself: Oh yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No I love to swing from pubic hairs
Do you think you are Attractive: Fuckin A I am bitch
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, I hate dirty pubic hair
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, but not when they squirt on me
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes almost everyday
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes just drugs
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ha-ha oh shit yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Um... yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yeah I've eaten a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ha-ha yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yeah
Ever been called a Tease: Of course look at me
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: No
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Best pubic biologist I can be
What country would you most like to Visit: Them all
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I like em all
Favourite Hair Color: Colors
Short or Long Hair: I love all hair
Height: any is fine
Weight: any is fine
Best Clothing Style: No clothes is better
Number of Drugs I have taken: Does not matter
Number of CDs I own: Does not matter
Number of Piercings: Does not matter
Number of Tattoos: Does not matter
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not getting enough pubic hair
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