Slippery Personality
I can be found in most grocery stores and pharmacies worldwide. I'm a welcome guest in most homes although my hosts tend to keep me hidden away.
I spend a great deal of my time bringing couples together. Some people say I have a knack for getting deep inside.
Life as a six inch tube of personal lubricant has it's advantages but it can be terribly lonely at times. Face it I get used a lot and people only want me for one thing. When people aren't using me for sex they tend to forget about me. I'm more valuable than that, I have more self worth than that, I have more uses than that, I also taste great on toast.
People love to squeeze me till I'm dry.
My favorite day is Palm Sunday.
Try me as a hair gel.
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