RUFUS a.k.a. Twinkie the Magic Bum

About Me

I don't have a job but I'm the greatest Bum fighter ever. I get to fuck cheap prostitues everyday. I like to eat whatever I find...half eaten hotdogs, 4 day old pizza, cold fries nad raw fish heads...MMMM.Oh yea...I like Bengay cause I'm weak at the knees and it helps to ease the pain.
FREE TOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spare some change? I want another beer.

My Interests

FIGHTING FOR THE PRIZE OF A FRESH SANDWICH, KICKING OTHER BUMS' ASSES, GETTING FUCKED UP WITH THE GANG AND BOXES, BOXES, AND MORE BOXES!!!!! I LOVE HEROIN!
BUMB GANG 4 LIFE!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Tyrone Biggums, then we can share some crack rocks. Miss Bag Lady of 2005, she's so SEXY with her 2 toothed smile.
BUMS,SCUM BAGS, HOBOS AND BANDITS......ALL THE COOL GUYS!
Where's my BEN GAY!!!.

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Music:

JOHN DENVER AND WILLIE NELSON

Movies:

BUM FIGHTS, ALL OF'EM CAUSE I'M THE CHAMP. OHHHHH YEAAAAAAH!

Television:

HAVEN'T HAD ONE FOR 27 YEARS, BUT I LOOOOOVE CAPTAIN KANGAROO!!!

Books:

The soft ones so I can wipe my ass without getting paper cuts in my hole again. I get the news paper alot cause the more layers of paper on me, the more warmth for me.

Heroes:

JOHN DENVER: