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Ali G

boyakasha!

About Me

http://www.whoisalig.com/ Me woz born in da heart off da Staines ghetto. I has lived wiv me Nan in Staines at 37 Cherry Blossom Close from da day me woz born, coz wiv both me parents havin been smoked, dere werent no one else around to look afta her. Me has been carin for her ever since. Me woz failed by da skool system and hated every minute me spent in da classroom. In fact added together, dat time woz probly da most borin 3 hours of me life - altho me do still go to a skool re-union every second Monday at Staines Job Centre... As well as bein unemployed - i iz also got a lot off well important careers. As head of Da West Staines Massive, me control da most peace lovin and violent gang in da hole of Barkshire. Afta happearin on some crap programme dat woz on at 11 a clock or somefin, it werent long before me ad me own show. Dis meant me was able to take a in depf look at a lot off serious issues.... I iz now easily da most respekted face on Brittish telly and on da HBO in da U S of A

My Interests

poonani, herbal remedy, muff, selling sensemillia, KFC, basketball, chillin' wit me bitches, hextending me turf, lisnin to drum and base, jenna jameson, doin human beatbox, Fubu track suits, Puma trainers, porn

I'd like to meet:

If me Julie's on holiday, me's lookin to bone well fit young ladies. I ain't got a 12 incher, but it ain't no small dong neither. Ax me Julie.

Music:

The Corrs (cos dey are well fit all 3 of them), Africa Bombarta (cos he said put down your guns do the breakdance do the electric boogaloo do the boddypoppin), Mohamed Al Fayed (cos he da baddest rapper in Egypt), Shaggy, Snoop, Dr. Dre, Biggie, Tupac

Television:

yo check it: me showz been renewed again wit da HBO!!!