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ED-209

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About Me

Greetings. I am Enforcement Droid Series 209. You may call me ED-209 for short. I was created by the OCP Security Concepts division. I am an automated police enforcer droid whose duties involve patrol, protection, and destruction. I'm pretty easy going, but if you commit a felony in front of me I'm going to have to lay waste to your law breaking ass.

My Interests

Enforcing the law, Target shooting, Poetry, Ripping criminals to shreds, Politics, Hateing on Robocop.... that wanker.

I'd like to meet:

Robocop 2. His brain got ripped out before I could say hello.

Music:

Kraftwerk, Aphex Twin, The Prodigy, Moby, Boney M

Movies:

The Terminator, Robocop, Robocop 2, Lost in Space, Star Wars IV, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Anything with killer robots like myself.

Television:

TJ-Lazer!

Books:

War and Peace, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Heroes:

Dick Jones

My Blog

April Fools!

For my annual April fools prank I decided to target Johnson because he's been acting like a bitch lately. He also wouldn't shut the fuck up about his new 6000-SUX. So while he was in the bathroom...
Posted by ED-209 on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

MYSPACE HATES ME!

    I recently recieved this letter. I feel that I am being discrimintated against only on the basis that I am not human.the message reads: MySpace has special privacy and s...
Posted by ED-209 on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST

Cobra Assualt Cannons Don't Make you Cool

Ok so I'm just fucking around outside the OCP headquarters like Dick told me to minding my own business. Then this dickhead named Robocop comes pulling up in his Ford Taurus and of course he just park...
Posted by ED-209 on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:14:00 PST

Today was rough.

So I get pulled up to the big board of directors meeting at OCP Headquarters to get shown off to the head of the company. Everything is going well and everyone seems impressed with my massive physiqu...
Posted by ED-209 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST