Clarence Boddicker - ProfilesArchive

About Me

People think I'm an asshole. Truth is I am. See, I run Old Detroit. You need guns, drugs, and bitches? You come to me. People think that this "Delta City" shit is gonna put an end to me and my business. The way I see it is that it's unexplored territory. No god damn monkey suited punk is gonna fuck up my business. This profile was edited by Dick Jones

My Interests

Telling bitches to leave, making deals with Sal, working for Dick Jones, shooting cops like Alex Murphy, driving my stolen SUX 2000, wearing glasses.

I'd like to meet:

Dick Jones. Sal.

Music:

I don't listen to no god damn music. Just the sounds of guns, guns, guns.

Movies:

Fuck that.

Television:

I played that video of Dick Jones to Bob Morton...poor Bob, I even made his bitches leave.. I like "Not my problem".

Books:

The manual to the SUX 2000

Heroes:

Dick Jones.

My Blog

Bob Morton: Dead

I just got a tape from Dick Jones to deliver to Bob Morton. I actually had no idea what was on the tape. Infact I shot Bob in the legs and told his bitches to leave for the fun of it. See, my clue to ...
Posted by Clarence Boddicker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST