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Michael "Theo Huxtable" Rankin

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"You'll never understand. Me and you, we're not even the same species. I used to be you. . .then I evolved. From where you're standing, you're a man. From where I'm standing, you're an ape. I'm here. . .I'm right here. . . and you. . .you're somewhere else, man. You say why? I say why not?" ..

My Interests

listening to comedy cds and radio shows while playing video games, eating, sleeping, watching scrubs with joanna, making fart noises at work to piss off the customers, prank call other departments at work, making christians feel stupid, proving christians wrong, pissing off old racist white bastards that are jealous of young people, pissing off gothic people and i love taking a shit in a public bathroom(i dont know why but it just feels better than at home)
and of course writing lists

Books:

I DONT READ, BUT I DO PLAY VIDEO GAMES, SO HERES MY FAVORITE GAMES:

My Blog

netflix

NETFLIXEquinoxThe Time MachineCrying GameThe RutlesJeepers CreepersDead RingersLong Good FridayThomas Crown AffairNakedLife Of BrianNeo TokyoMemoriesProject AArmitageSwitchblade SistersPitfallCastle/S...
Posted by Michael "Theo Huxtable" Rankin on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:03:00 PST

My favorite albums...IN ORDER! (again...not that anyone gives a caca)

My favorite albums...IN ORDER! (again...not that anyone gives a caca) antichrist superstar  marilyn manson the downward spiral  nine inch nails use your illusion I  guns n roses "heroes" -...
Posted by Michael "Theo Huxtable" Rankin on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:25:00 PST

my personal opinion from my professional opinion (not like anyone really cares)

Just to separate my personal opinion from my "professional" opinion. Lol (not like anyone really cares) CHILHOOD FAVES ghostbusters 1 & 2 pee wees big adventure mrs doubtfire batman batman r...
Posted by Michael "Theo Huxtable" Rankin on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

Dont fuck with me cuz revenge is plate best served cold!

Dont fuck with me cuz revenge is plate best served cold! Frank white is the truth whats the world coming to! go home and get your fucking shinebox! death...
Posted by Michael "Theo Huxtable" Rankin on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:08:00 PST

MY FAVORITE SONGS!!!

MY FAVORITE SONGS!!! LED ZEPPELIN -how many more times -rock n roll BLACK SABBATH -the wizard -paranoid -hand of doom -wheels of confusion -tomorrows dream -changes -supernaut -cornucopia -lag...
Posted by Michael "Theo Huxtable" Rankin on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:43:00 PST

BEST SCENES IN FILM!

BEST SCENES IN FILM! whether they're well done or just great to watch in my opinion obviously and some descriptions a little vague so not to spoil movies for those who have not yet seen AMERICAN H...
Posted by Michael "Theo Huxtable" Rankin on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST

best 'staches!

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Posted by Michael "Theo Huxtable" Rankin on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:02:00 PST

many faces of manson

THE MANY FACES OF BRIAN WARNER MUGSHOT AFTER HUMPING SECURITY GUARDS FACE AND FUN WITH FRIENDS WITH ROSE MCGOWAN AND BOY GEORGE WITH COURTNEY LOVE WITH JOHNNY DEPP ...
Posted by Michael "Theo Huxtable" Rankin on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

kids having kids

okay I've always thought that stupid ppl shouldn't procreate but heres my plan for a new world. everyone gets their tubes tied n cut. adults and kids (as soon as they hit puberty) (and as soon as kids...
Posted by Michael "Theo Huxtable" Rankin on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:32:00 PST

FAMKE JANSSEN

im tired of hearing about angelina jolie, jessica alba, eva longoria...why doesnt anyone talk about famke janssen? the notorious bond girl Xenia Onatopp and that red head girl from xmen....
Posted by Michael "Theo Huxtable" Rankin on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:42:00 PST