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Dick Jones

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake. That's all you need to know about me.

My Interests

I remember when I was a young executive for this company. I used to call the Old Man funny names. Iron Butt, Boner... once I even called him asshole. But there was always respect. I knew where the line was drawn. And you just stepped over it, buddy boy!

I'd like to meet:

That clown that buys things for a dollar.

Music:

The only music I have time to listen to is the elevator music in my....err...OCP's building.

Movies:

Robocop 2 & 3. Haha you bastards, see what happens when I'm not in the movie...you get shit. I made Robocop.

Television:

I record myself making threats to other people and then watch them on the television.

Books:

People still read? I barely have time to go for a ride in my new 6000 SUX.

Heroes:

ED-209