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STUPID!!! Vol. 2 A-hole in A-Town!

Welcome to volume 2 of 'STUPID!!!'. A drunken shamble down sloppy-memory lane brought to you by yours truly, El Zombo. In the previous installment, we learned many things not to do at a party.In this ...
Posted by El Zombo on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:11:00 PST

STUPID!!! Vol. 1: Zombo's Adventure in Vodka Land!

In the spirit of David Brockie's "Stupid" page, Zombo will be starting his own under a realization he does so many stupid things so often. Welcome to volume one of what will be a very long, painful, d...
Posted by El Zombo on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:26:00 PST

Paris Hilton: Blog Title Too Obscene

Caution: This blog might upset or cause you to feel violated due to extreme content and language. Reader discretion is advised.---------------------------------------------------- ---That. Little. Cunt...
Posted by El Zombo on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:43:00 PST

Giant neon-gas light bulbs. Friend... Or foe?

What a damn night! After a fun filled night of dumpster-diving, your good buddy Zombo tripped and fell onto a huge neon-gas lightbulb and lascerated his leg all the way to the bone! After a lot of blo...
Posted by El Zombo on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:05:00 PST

Interesting new happenings

As of yesterday, I am officaly now a leagaly ordained minister. Yes, you heard right and I know the idea of me as a priest is scary as hell. Thanks to the folks at http://www.themonastery.org/ I can n...
Posted by El Zombo on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 06:44:00 PST

Robo-Zomo Go!!

Returning to a previous project for both my own amusement and as publicity for The Killer Robots, I am soon to continue the construction of the Robo-Zombo suit. Previously a suit for a then non-exsist...
Posted by El Zombo on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:51:00 PST

Avenue D..?

More like Avenue Disease. I would like to apologize for everyone I told to come to the show that had to endure that. More then that, I would like to apologize to Indigo Vox on behalf of the shit-kicke...
Posted by El Zombo on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

Long time update on the undead one!

It's been a looong time since I updated, so lets make this quick with some headlines!September!...Killer Robots come to Gainesville and rock so hardcore, they litterally blow out the power at the Atla...
Posted by El Zombo on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:04:00 PST

Lots of lost time and lots more to be misplaced...

...Holy fucking dog shit. It's a little past six in the goddamn AM which means I'm either typing this in my sleep or I'm more dead then I was yesterday, plugging away blogs in my now zombified, half-a...
Posted by El Zombo on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:20:00 PST