I like to get lost in the woods. Hang around on other planets. Throw parties for myself. I like to scoot around on my Segway. Making fun of people has always been one of my passions. I like heavy things. I also like to fill out various forms. I like to tell people that they just don't quite cut the mustard. I like to get loud with people and shout in their face. I like to shut out the limo driver with the mechanical soundproof window. I like to eat raw oysters by the sea at pizmo beach. I like it when superman shows up to help out. I like it when the genie gives me three wishes. I like funhouses. I like spookhouses. I like coming into your houses. I'm right here behind you... Made you look!
Mr. Skull
Well there is the music that I create (check out my top friend!), and also I like Traditional American music, that is anything before Rock and Roll came along and ruined everything. I like any music that comes in the form of 78rpm Phonographic records (check out my bottom friend!). I sit alone in a room lit with one candle, and listen to my old phonograph with the big horn on it, and a little tear comes to my eye.
Forbidden Zone
I only like appearing on T.V.
Fame for Dummies
Well Tony Clifton and I are good friends. I also like you, Mr. Skull, miss pussycat. and did I mention you are BOOOOOOOOORING for reading this...that's right you heard me.... boring