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David Letterman

Welcome to my page, Underpants!

About Me

I was raised in the woods by a pack of wild poodles until I was 17 years old. Now, I am employed by the CBS Television Network to host their 11:30 program. I can say for the record that I am NOT that nosebleed Jay Leno. I like pie. What else needs to be said?

My Interests

Auto Racing, racing my champion wiener dogs, dressing up my dogs in their clown outfits

I'd like to meet:

I don't like meeting anyone I don't know. I don't usually leave the house. Actually, right now I am under my house in the crawl space.

Music:

Anything that will blow the roof off the joint...

Movies:

Cabin Boy

Television:

The Late Show With David Letterman

Heroes:

Johnny Carson

My Blog

Presidential Minute

In 1814, President James Madison came down with consumption, rendering him temporarily unable to fulfill his duties. Due to a little-known provision of the Constitution that was later remedied, the pr...
Posted by David Letterman on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:41:00 PST

Tic-Tac-Dough

Would you like to appear as a contestant on Tic-Tac-Dough? Send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Tic-Tac-Dough TicketsCBS Television City7800 Beverly BoulevardLos Angeles, California 90036 Tic-Ta...
Posted by David Letterman on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:09:00 PST