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Audrey4President

Audrey for President in 2012! Phuck it if they can't take a joke.

About Me

Born in Washington, D.C.. Worked in non-profit sector for 10 years. Ran for political office with $20 and received 500+ votes. Related to at least 2 presidents: Tyler and Polk.

My Interests

I would like to change the world by changing the relationship of the United States of America to the rest of the world from within the country. Some these changes may seem drastic but are necessary to follow international law. Here are some of the ideas I am working on refining at this time and yes, I know some of the ideas are contradictory to being president of the united states of america: 1.) The US will ratify CEDAW; the Coalition for the Elimination of Discrimination Against Women. 2.) Pennsylvania will return to the status of occupied territory; Britain will have to repay it's loan from William Penn another way. If this has a domino effect on the rest of the states in the nation, so be it; the real country will begin to emerge. 3.) Hawaii will return to the status of occupied territory; the U.S. military will have to change their status in Hawaii to become part of a Hawaii's peacekeeping mission and participate in the environmental clean up of the Nation of Hawaii and agree to protect the indigenous people from foreign occupation. No nuclear weapons will be allowed within Hawaiian land and waters. 4.) All religious organizations in the United States will have to pay property taxes for the land they are utilizing. Unless these non-profits can show how their religious organizations are giving back to the community to offset their property taxes, for example, by feeding those who need support and advocating international peace, and religious tolerance. Those religious organizations that do not provide services to the community, and balance their books adequately by giving to the needy will be subject to the laws of eminent domain; their land can be foreclosed upon and sold at market prices. 4a.) Separation of church and state: Teaching members of religious organizations may not participate in combat abroad and/or join the united states military, except as unarmed civilians, because to do otherwise is hypocracy. 5.) Halliburtons assets at home and abroad will be seized to repay the United States citizens for the losses suffered by laundering money during an illegal war.

I'd like to meet:

People who can make a difference. People who can save the world from war, poverty, disease, and hunger. People who will find alternative energy and save us from environmental disasters. If you become one of my friends here, this does not mean that I agree with your political point of view or that I am going to vote for you. I am interested in all points of view and am always interested in meeting people who think they can change my mind about something.Give it your best shot Governor Palin! I really don't want you in the White House.

Heroes:

Ordinary people who are managing to survive in the world today.

My Blog

Sexism and Bestiality

It is cartoonish to think of pitbulls and pigs wearing lipstick. Why do the candidates need a Disney rating? Why didn't the hockey mom, just say, "I'm a Bitch and a Femme!" Isn't it sexist to assu...
Posted by Audrey4President on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:54:00 PST

The Hopeful Governor Palin!

As it happens, Mrs. Palin, is born two days before me and we couldn't be more opposite. Yes, she's a Republican and I'm a Democrat. She has a husband, five children and a grandchild on the way and I...
Posted by Audrey4President on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:26:00 PST

Action Alert! Stop USA Nuclear Subsidies hidden in Oil and Energy Bills!

Act Now To Stop New Nuke Subsidies!ALERT ALERT ALERT BILLIONS IN NUCLEAR POWER SUBSIDIES MAY BE ADDED TO OIL DRILLING/ENERGY BILLS WHEN CONGRESS RETURNS CONTACT YOUR SENATORS AND REPRESENTATIVES NOW: ...
Posted by Audrey4President on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:11:00 PST

DC gun registration

I do believe that owning a gun could attract the wrong energy in my home and I am a "passifist" on gun issues for myself. I am not a gun owner. I don't need a gun in my house where I live. I don't ...
Posted by Audrey4President on Fri, 16 May 2008 04:01:00 PST

Does anyone remember my old slogan?

Lick Bush, Eat Quayle!
Posted by Audrey4President on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:01:00 PST

George W. Bushes Resume (He’s looking for a new job in 2008)

This person needs a job. This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available in January 2009, and is willing to relocate. (Please don't skip the last section!) RESUME GEORGE W. BUSH 1600...
Posted by Audrey4President on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:06:00 PST

"Wanna work for the Clintons" email circulating...

ClintonsYou might find this interesting...Sure glad I never met either of them. So you want to work for the Clintons? *************************** Just a quick refresher course lest we forget what hash...
Posted by Audrey4President on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:15:00 PST

Not Voting for Pro Nuclear Energy John McCain!

John, I saw your speech on the news today and I would like to correct you: Green Energy is not Nuclear Energy. Do you remember 3 Mile Island? Are you aware that we have enough nuclear weapons to destr...
Posted by Audrey4President on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:22:00 PST

Assasination of the Courageous PM Bhutto

I am marvelling at the life of the brilliant, beautiful and brave woman who is now buried next to her father. I remember the most wonderful speech she made in 1995 at the Women's Conference in Beijin...
Posted by Audrey4President on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:25:00 PST

Morgages and Feminism

Why is it that morgage companies finance people based on the combined salaries of two married peoples incomes? If a family wants to buy a house, why in the world would I add their two salaries togeth...
Posted by Audrey4President on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:39:00 PST