Robin Williams

Robin Williams' Top 25 Quotes------------------------------------------------------ - ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 1. "I’ve only been a woman for one day and all ready I’m having hot flashes." – Mrs. Doubtfire--------------------------------------------------- -------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 2. "The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, "Vhat's that noise?" – Live On Broadway----------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 3. "...Jamaica would never make an atomic bomb, but they would make an atomic bong! ...When the atomic bong goes off, there’s celebration!" – Live On Broadway---------------------------------------------------- --------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 4. "If you have this dream where you're doing cocaine in your sleep and can't fall asleep and doing cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep and you wake up and you're doing cocaine....BINGO!" - Night At The Met----------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 5. "Some are born great. Others have greatness thrust upon them." - Night at the Museum------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 6. "Yea I'm Jerry Christ My Brother is a Carpenter i'm a plumber you do the math" - Live on Broadway---------------------------------------------------- ------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 7. " You rested on the seventh day, maybe you should have spent that day on compassion."Patch Adams------------------------------------------------------- - ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 8. ”Why get your tongue pierced? And she says, "To enahthe the thekthual thtimulathon."- Live On Broadway-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 9. “I don't feel anything. I don't care for anything. Fukitol. The closest thing you'll ever be to being in a coma: Fukitol. I'm sitting here in my own dung. Fukitol.” - Live On Broadway---------------------------------------------------- ----- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 10. “Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics"meaning “bloodsucking creatures.” - Live On Broadway--------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 11. “You’re in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.” - Good Morning, Vietnam----------------------------------------------------- --------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 12. “God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” - Live On Broadway---------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 13. “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”- Live On Broadway---------------------------------------------------- --- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 14. “My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.” - Live On Broadway---------------------------------------------------- ---------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 15. “You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheney is drinking water, check that shit out.” - Live On Broadway------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 16. “You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married say its the same sex all the time.” - Man Of The Year------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 17. “To be acknowledged… for who and what I am. No more, no less. Not for a claim, not for approval. The simple truth of that recognition; this has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die… with dignity.” - Bicentennial Man--------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 18. "When you're stoned you're lucky if you can find your feet!"-Live on Broadway---------------------------------------------------- -------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 19. "I would like to show you something very special...but everyone in the first three rows is going to have to move back!!" - HBO Special----------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 20. "Politicians are Like Diapers, they should be changed regularly and for the same reason." - Man Of The Year----------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 21. "Im looking for miss right..or miss right now” Night At The Met------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 22. Goooooooooooooooood Morning Vietnam!!!- Good Morning, Vietnam----- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 23. “You try and do special things for your kid. I thought "I'll take him to Disneyland. That'll be fun." Disneyland for a three year old... Mickey Mouse for a three year old... bullshit. Mickey Mouse to a three year old is a six foot fucking rat!” – Night At The Met----------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 24. “Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight you can tell what religion they are.” – Night At The Met--------------------------------------------------------- ------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- 25. “And you can't bomb the Afghanis back to the stone age because they'll think, ‘Upgrade. Fun.’”- Night At The Met------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------------Th anks For Your Support