Cigar aficionado 2009 |
"Gentlemen, you may smoke." -KING EDWARD VII, ANNOUNCING THE END OF QUEEN VICTORIA'S SMOKING BAN, SHORTLY AFTER HIS CORONATION, 1901"If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go." -MARK TWAIN"A go...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:15:00 GMT |
2008 Darwin Awards |
2008 Darwin Awards
You've been waiting for them with baited breath, so without further ado here are the 2008 Darwin awards. &nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:31:00 GMT |
God vs. Satan |
NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!
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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with Broccoli, Cauliflower and Spinach, green and yello...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 02:51:00 GMT |
Makes sense to me! |
MAKES SENSE TO ME!On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the doorof your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, Iwill give you a life span of twenty ye...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 02:49:00 GMT |
Forrest Gump goes to heaven |
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The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 02:44:00 GMT |
New Jersey is a peninsula. |
New Jersey is a peninsula. Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida. New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classifi...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 00:17:00 GMT |
President Bush decides to leave the White House |
President Bush decides to leave the White House and go out to sit in a local bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?'The bartender says, 'Yep, ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:15:00 GMT |
Do you know what I wish for? |
Do you know what I wish for? I wish I could win the lottery. I know I know that's what everyone wishes. But I want not to only help myself but to help others also.
1st I would payoff all of my famil...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:22:00 GMT |
A Dog's Plea |
A Dog's Plea
Treat me kindly, my beloved friend, for no heart in all the world is more grateful for kindness then the loving heart of me.
Do not break my spirit with a stick, for though I should lick ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:04:00 GMT |
