I am a criminal from a long line of criminals. After the supreme court appointed me, I decided to get many people killed for no "apparent" reason. I am an accomplished liar and a mass murderer. Check out my official website President Stupid .
I don't plan to relinquish my power. In fact, I shall greatly expand it. There will not be an election in 2008. I can't reveal exactly how I'll do it (that would spoil the surprise!), but I will blame it on Iranian militants. I already have my boy Chertoff gearin' you up for it. No one will question my authority ever again! Thank you American sheep.......
